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  1. Apparently, now sober, he just saw himself in Wolfman with a British accent.

  2. Joe

    You do some time, they never let you go. You know. They treat you like a criminal. I’m not a criminal.

  3. Wait, so Keenan Cahill is in Looper too?

  4. And to the crowd’s horror, the corpse began to unbutton its jacket.

  5. rantatonne

    That look on anyone elses face would be a cause for concern but I suspect this is the usual Benicio.

  6. Congratulations, Mr. Del Toro, you’ve passed the G Force test! Now just two more tests and you’ll officially be an astronaut!

  7. Emma Watson's Vagina

    Benecio :Fish?
    Fish: Yes?
    Benicio: Why do I have to look like this?
    Fish: I don’t know, Benicio, I really don’t know. But you know something? it doesn’t matter. There’s an old saying, a very, very old saying: “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”. try to think of that, Benicio when you have all those hookers fawn over you. Say it over and over to yourself. “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”.

  8. rican

    He really wants that Herman Munster part.

  9. meeps!

    “Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!”

  10. it had to be said

    “This suit fit when I bought it.”

  11. Minky Wail

    Looks like Italian “Seinfeld” found its Kramer.

  12. Animal

    I saw “Savages” and it sucked!

  13. Cock Dr

    He carries the bullfrog gene.

  14. EricLr

    He must have just come from one of his premieres

  15. Dave

    Uh…ya got any gum? AHAHAHAHAHA! Hey Paul! Ya got any gum?

  16. As fucked up as he is, he’s a really good actor.

  17. Johnny P!

    They’re doing an ‘Eraserhead’ re-make?
    Cool!

  18. The Fourth Burial of Melquiades Estrada

  19. Tidbit

    Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

  20. Poor bastard. He has that look of suddenly becoming aware of his surroundings after sober up.

  21. ksmack

    This was Kimberly Stewart “Oh face”

  22. tlmck

    It’s a sign of a very fine actor when they can pull off the “double stroke” face.

  23. Dinosaurland

    This is what that Gangnam Style guy looks like without his sunglasses.

  24. Fingergod

    Jim Carrey and Micheal Richard melded into one person.

  25. Bionic_Crouton

    When Benicio heard “Show us your tits !” from the crowd he was puzzled, but started to strip for his fans. It didn’t even dawn on him that they were screaming it to Salma Hayek. who was five feet in front of him.

  26. Vlad

    Never go into a bathroom with Travolta…

  27. neo

    “The hardest button to button” – Jack White

  28. Add 1 pair of giant clear glasses: INSTANT SO RONERY!

  29. Martina

    Hard to believe that that’s the same Benecio who did Scarlett Johansson in the elevator at the Chateau Marmont 9 years ago – oh wait, it’s not the same guy … it’s 9 years later ….

  30. “God-DAMMIT! I fucking HATE wearing wet underwear.”

  31. He just emerged from his drug-induced 4-year haze, and realized in that time he procreated with Kimberly fucking Stewart.

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