1. The shirt’s caption clearly explains what happens to our penises when we see hers…

  2. Your move, Kardashian.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Where did I leave that stash of peanut M&Ms? *reaches into butt crack* There you are, you little bastards!”

  4. Look! I shaved this side of my head AND this side of my ass!

  5. continu

    Seriously? When you know there are a million cameras pointed at you? Even worse than Rafael Nadal.

  6. it had to be said

    Gotta straighten the underwear after pulling that microphone out . . .

  7. Justin Bieber needs to lay off the canadian bacon, it’s making his ass look big.

  8. I’m glad it’s that side, I am in no mood to see a penis.

  9. Contusion

    So that’s what they call “performing” now?

  10. Strangely attracted to this woman and always have been. Unfortunately, she always gives me the impression that she has constant BO.

    • Old Shakespear

      It’s alot like Avril Lavigne and Mariah Carey. They both look like they woud smell like b.o. and yeast.

  11. EricLr

    The doctors say I’ve actually symbiotically evolved a new species they’re tentatively calling “ass crabs.”

  12. chris

    her legs and ass are so sexy

  13. BillEBuoy

    Stay classy, Pink

  14. Little Tongue

    Underneat all the shaving, tattoos, jewels and carefully styled image, lies a mom’s ass.

  15. Let me guess, she’s coming out with a new line of perfume and the secret ingredient is ass crack.

  16. fuckface

    Maybe the shirt says poop.

  17. lily

    enough with the shaved head

  18. tlmck

    “Could you do that again Pink? The mic behind you did not quite pick up the first one.”

  19. Bionic_Crouton

    Pink is showing the New York audience Where she gets the ideas for her songs.

  20. Alexxx

    The epitome of a classy lady

  21. Droog

    Daddy? Why is Hannah Montana showing us her bum?

  22. PZ

    “This is how I queef… wait for it…”

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