“Hi, I’m normal and boring and look exactly like your wife. Wanna fuck?”
:: Warm welcome from fellow Douchebaggery Anonymous members in response :: “Hi, Anastasia!”
Beav’s right! I’m all “What the Hell, Xena? Why do you need MY look when you’re XENA?!”
I’m a wife. I don’t look like this so… I stand by my comment.
Speak for yourself, ladies.
I am only speaking for myself.
I’m with Beav on this one, and so is ten others.
make that 11 others
Well, then I guess that makes for sucked-balls-life x eleven…
Eleven sucked-balls lives.
I still think it’s a pretty funny comment though… Cathartic.
Yes, I’m sure you’re an oil painting.
As a 53 year old housewife who looks EXACTLY like this ( minus the stupid belt which totally ruins this ‘busy grandma-on-the-go’ look) I can tell you that the last words out of my mouth would be: wanna fuck?
“Really? I thought Kevin Sorbo was taller than that.”
She got hit by the normal truck for sure.
You should probably watch Spartacus
I wonder if she did the Xena yell as she was hitting the wall.
I remember when I used to get an erection when I saw her. Then she married Rob Tapert. That marriage may not last forever, but the thought of her not only banging, but marrying, that dipshit certainly will.
See what marriage does to you?
Hey Xena, nice fucking cardigan.
She is one sexy woman. Spartacus is a must watch and she makes it a must fap.
I just barfed bile into my nasal passages. Who is this, and why is she on my screen?
I think this woman was my boss once. Her name used to be Janice and she had PMS 24/7.
Houghton, I Just loled.
Is she wearing a seat belt around her waist?
Xena: Warrior Bitch
When you flip the image of Tom from MySpace and pull it back you realize he was a girl this whole time.
Seriously, great observation. I guess it takes a photographic memory cause it sure as hell ain’t cause I’ve been on MySpace recently.
Morphing into Randy Quaid.
Next season on Mad Men: “I’m Peggy Olson and I want to take some steroids.”
If Christie Brinkley and Bob Hope had a love child….
I thought she was hotter than a peanut parcher in “Xena, Warrior Princess.” Here we are several years later and she still looks fair to middlin’. Quite a nice rack she’s schlepping.
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