1. Antonio…. You blind blind fool….

  2. Horizontal stripes are always a good choice when your figure is best described as amoebic.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    Melanie Griffith seen explaining to this tree where she’d like her car valeted.

  4. Let’s see…ridiculous glasses, check. car keys, check. 300 pound purse, check. Totally unflattering, poorly fitting tights that I bought at Goodwill, check! Yep, I’ve got everything.

  5. Emma Watson's Vagina

    not as bad as Madonna.

  6. I know she has a biological right to have a crack in her rear, but I still see a camel ass.

  7. why won’t this tree take my quarters??

  8. Let me get this straight…. she plumped up her lips but flattened her ass?

  9. Old Shakespear

    Mary Jo Buttafucco? JOEYYYYYYY!

  10. The Joker made a sad face in her butt crack :(

  11. Anthony

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

  12. cc

    Stripes are…distorting?

  13. Bigalkie

    Hillbilly Chic

  14. Thought it was Goldie Hawn. Same plastic face.

  15. Jess

    I thought Courtney Love lived in New York.

  16. “As the star contracts, the gravitational field at its surface gets stronger and the light cones get bent inward more. This makes it more difficult for light from the star to escape. Here we are privileged to have captured a rare image of a black hole in its formative stage, originating in Melanie Griffith’s ass. And it used to be such a sweet ass, too. I remember spanking it to her topless scene in Working Girl.” – Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time, revised 2012 edition

  17. Mike701

    You put this up after a picture of Irina Shayk? Why not just put a glass bottle between my legs and hit it with a baseball bat?

  18. The Royal Penis

    Where’s her shopping cart filled with garbage bags?

  19. journalschism

    (Harvey) Milk Money.

  20. EZ-B

    As the female cougar ages, their stripes turn gray and sag. Their eye-sight fades and/or turns sensative to light, and their ability to attract younger mates disappears. With nothing left to offer, the once vital female cougar often slinks away to more urban areas, where they are overlooked in favor of the younger of their species. Nothing is left for the older cougar, except a lonely, quiet death, usually behind a dumpster.

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