Salma Hayek and Oliver Stone at the premiere of Savages in London. (September 19, 2012)
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“I’m sensing there’s some conspiracy here I need to investigate. Deeply.”
“Salma, what I have in mind is that your butt chest represent the oppressed immigrant people…. I mean, yeah, you and I are filthy rich but we can still pretend right?”
Oh, for a second, I thought the backdrop said “Cleavages”.
Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
Seize the day!
Oliver: Wow, look at those enormous boobs!
Salma: I am trying too hard not to look at your enormous bald spot!
Selma, I want to explore your grassy knolls.
“That reminds me, I need to grab some watermelons before going home. Sweet, tasty watermelons.”
Antonio Banderas looks awful.
They’re real – and they’re spectacular!
Adorable blue suede shoes…and boobs.
Please someone Photoshop that one big boob out of the picture. That’s the bad one.
Arnold needs to stop pawing the help.
How dou ya like them apples?
She may be the most beautiful fucking woman to ever live. The things I would do…
Framing his zoom-in.
I’ve never seen a picture that so concisely explained how an actress got a role.
perfect photo, showing him about to grope those
Nice doll hair, Ollie.
“For the third time, I just examined them!”
I love brainy women.
I love brainy women.
Hmmm, time to rent Desperado again.
From Dusk ‘Til Dawn.
Man I hoped he grabbed that booby just so I can know what happens to a man when they piss off a billionaire husband.
That should be like James Bond villain/Dr. Evil shit.
Than again he is French and probably throws wife swap parties.
And a “Savage” titty fucking I shall show you!
those shoes are ridic lol
It’s like her feet are dressed up as Minnie Mouse.
Right…everyone is looking at her feet.
I think Oliver is getting an idea for a new movie right now.
Oliver is overplaying the the “I’m sorry, I’m old and I can’t control my hands like I use to” excuse. He has been pawing her for ten minutes.
“Did you have these the whole time we were making the movie? Geez, what the hell was I smoking?”
She’s used to this sort of thing, being married to a dirty old man and all.
The “dirty old man” she’s married to is only 4 years older than she is!
Aye… hym ghunna chave tuh cuht a mutharefuker.
Another hair transplant is in order. One more to fill in the gaps
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