1. Raoul

    “I’m sensing there’s some conspiracy here I need to investigate. Deeply.”

  2. “Salma, what I have in mind is that your butt chest represent the oppressed immigrant people…. I mean, yeah, you and I are filthy rich but we can still pretend right?”

  3. Oh, for a second, I thought the backdrop said “Cleavages”.

  4. Joe

    Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

  5. catapostrophe

    Seize the day!

  6. Oliver: Wow, look at those enormous boobs!
    Salma: I am trying too hard not to look at your enormous bald spot!

  7. it had to be said

    Selma, I want to explore your grassy knolls.

  8. “That reminds me, I need to grab some watermelons before going home. Sweet, tasty watermelons.”

  9. dontkillthemessenger

    Antonio Banderas looks awful.

  10. George P Burdell

    They’re real – and they’re spectacular!

  11. Cock Dr

    Adorable blue suede shoes…and boobs.
    Three boobs.
    Please someone Photoshop that one big boob out of the picture. That’s the bad one.

  12. Arnold needs to stop pawing the help.

  13. Contusion

    How dou ya like them apples?

  14. Must….not….motorboat..

  15. She may be the most beautiful fucking woman to ever live. The things I would do…

  16. catapostrophe

    Framing his zoom-in.

  17. EricLr

    I’ve never seen a picture that so concisely explained how an actress got a role.

  18. skunk

    savage motorboat

  19. anonym

    perfect photo, showing him about to grope those

  20. Nice doll hair, Ollie.

  21. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    “For the third time, I just examined them!”

  22. Little Tongue

    I love brainy women.
    - Oliver

  23. Little Tongue

    I love brainy women.

  24. cc

    Hmmm, time to rent Desperado again.

  25. MR-M

    Man I hoped he grabbed that booby just so I can know what happens to a man when they piss off a billionaire husband.

    That should be like James Bond villain/Dr. Evil shit.

    Than again he is French and probably throws wife swap parties.

  26. And a “Savage” titty fucking I shall show you!

  27. lily

    those shoes are ridic lol

  28. tlmck

    I think Oliver is getting an idea for a new movie right now.

  29. Bionic_Crouton

    Oliver is overplaying the the “I’m sorry, I’m old and I can’t control my hands like I use to” excuse. He has been pawing her for ten minutes.

  30. SexJihaad9/11

    Carpe Diboobs.

  31. “Did you have these the whole time we were making the movie? Geez, what the hell was I smoking?”

  32. Athr

    She’s used to this sort of thing, being married to a dirty old man and all.

  33. Bobin

    Aye… hym ghunna chave tuh cuht a mutharefuker.

  34. George Michael

    Another hair transplant is in order. One more to fill in the gaps

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