If I was a zombie I would eat enormous tits too.
Everything was fine until Dina Lohan showed up.
Right now, there must be one guy aroused by her on the right.
Hope her publicist doesn’t send her to Auschwitz next.
I didn’t realize how long her head was until now. Her head looks like it doesn’t belong on her body.
Looks like your standard first scene of a german porno
Nazi zombies have all the fun!
Real beer maids don’t sport ugly bolt-ons
Yeah, I grab my tits when I’m terrified, too.
Funnily enough, I knew this really cute girl who would reach back and grab both her butt-cheeks when she got into a stressful or exciting conversation.
Even hot chicks can be absolute retards sometimes, lulz.
I think you meant to say, “All chicks are absolute retards all the time.”
I think you meant to say ‘all hot chicks are absolute retards all the time’
Look at the left side of the screen, say “I do”, then look at the right side of the screen. Got it?
This is about how I figured bratwurst was made.
Typical reaction to Shane MacGowan’s dentist.
“Boooobs-uh, sorry- braaaaaaains!”
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