Being 103 years old doesn’t seem so bad.
I love that old bitch.
I’d still fuck the shit out of her
Not so difficult – just take her colostomy bag.
“Gee, I can’t believe Joan Rivers is taking me back to her place.”
“You did say your blood type was O negative, right?”
West Hollywood is the kind of place where if you stand still too long, you’ll end up with one of these on you car.
Those are serious looking orthopaedic footwear the girl is rocking.
Joan Rivers with Howard Stern’s next wife.
Say what you want about plastic surgery, but she looks AMAZING. Who’s Rascal is she sitting on?
She’s raising a clone to have her soul placed in. It’s the next big thing in hollywood…
“See, if I married less Jewy, my daughter would look like THIS! OH! OH!”
Not bad looking for a woman who’s using the skin that covered her nose to now cover her entire face.
“Tell me sweetie, you ever heard of Elizabeth Bathory? -No? Come over to my place later for a late dinner. I’ve got something special planned tonight.”
What did I say about hitchhikers just last week?
Is she riding a scooter, or did her plastic surgeon just graft it onto her ass?
Hugh Heffner went blonde?
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Joan Rivers in West Hollywood. (September 17, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN