“What do you mean ‘She’s defiled this microphone as well’?”
“This microphone smells like Miley.”
Oh shit, someone asked him to spell the title again.
Rock beats scissors?
“Yes, actually I did all my own stunt driving. 14 hours of sitting everyday. Boy, was my butt THOR!”
“This is called the Australian actors secret handshake. You grab each others penis like this and pull as you make eye contact.”
Reporter: “I don’t think that is a real thing…”
“Why would Hugh Jackman lie to me?”
I want to demifuck his brains out.
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