1. it had to be said

    Everything between her tits and hips looks odd. Bad odd. Not good odd.

  2. DeucePickle

    Her neck must be some sort of worm-hole because there is a 30 year difference between her head and her body

  3. sooooooosuperficial

    We can conclude that JLH didn’t buy every one of these dresses in the country.

  4. Damn, Vanessa. Eat a sandwich.

  5. swearin

    Lisa Rinna 2.0

  6. Anni Christ

    So, not only did she forget to eat the last 7 weeks, but she also forgot a bra.

  7. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “My name is Inés Montoya. I shamed my father by dressing as a woman. Prepare to die!”

  8. I just had to google her to find out she wasn’t one of the Real Housewives of Suicidal Husbands.

  9. I am so sick of seeing these stupid dresses.

  10. At the what by who show? Pfft… dames.

  11. UK

    Wait a minute, I think her head is on backwards. She can do that owl thing, I knew I had seen her before… the zoo.

  12. tlmck

    Interesting. Unlike other 20 somethings who play teenagers, Jessica has decided to go the MILF route.

  13. Sin

    Nice dress, horrible person trying to model it. Her so called body doesn’t work for that dress and then there is that face.

  14. TomFrank

    In her defense, she looks better than Janice Dickinson in that dress.

  15. No matter how much you suck in your tummy, it’s not gonna make you look any less than Lea Michelle’s less talanted cousin.

  16. Photo taken fully 10 seconds before she realizes the shouted “Hey butterface!” was not a compliment.

  17. Steelerchick

    The only person that can wear a bandage dress that looks like it’s hanging from her

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