Everything between her tits and hips looks odd. Bad odd. Not good odd.
Her neck must be some sort of worm-hole because there is a 30 year difference between her head and her body
We can conclude that JLH didn’t buy every one of these dresses in the country.
Damn, Vanessa. Eat a sandwich.
Lisa Rinna 2.0
So, not only did she forget to eat the last 7 weeks, but she also forgot a bra.
“My name is Inés Montoya. I shamed my father by dressing as a woman. Prepare to die!”
“My name is Inés Montoya. Shame killed my father. Prepare to die!”
Neither one was funny.
I just had to google her to find out she wasn’t one of the Real Housewives of Suicidal Husbands.
I am so sick of seeing these stupid dresses.
At the what by who show? Pfft… dames.
Wait a minute, I think her head is on backwards. She can do that owl thing, I knew I had seen her before…..at the zoo.
Interesting. Unlike other 20 somethings who play teenagers, Jessica has decided to go the MILF route.
Nice dress, horrible person trying to model it. Her so called body doesn’t work for that dress and then there is that face.
In her defense, she looks better than Janice Dickinson in that dress.
40 lbs of roadkill would look better than Janice Dickinson.
No matter how much you suck in your tummy, it’s not gonna make you look any less than Lea Michelle’s less talanted cousin.
Photo taken fully 10 seconds before she realizes the shouted “Hey butterface!” was not a compliment.
The only person that can wear a bandage dress that looks like it’s hanging from her
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Jessica Szhor at the Herve Leger By Max Azria Show in New York City. (September 13, 2011)