1. Hummm And all this time you thought I was the famous brother??? Get outta here…

  2. it had to be said

    “Damn. I should TOTALLY have ordered that . . .”

  3. just here for laughs

    Totally dude…I WAS the fat kid in Stand By Me!

  4. “No, seriously. After this, I get to go home and bang Rebecca Romjin.”

  5. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “The hot wings are good? Sincerely?”

  6. DogBoy

    Make fun. His fingers still smell like Romjin.

  7. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “Here we go again, Jack. Every time we go to a burger joint you ask me if I’m going to order the “Sliders”. Every. Fucking. Time.”

  8. Lardass! Lardass! Lardass!

  9. Mwaddams

    Dude, remember when I was The Cush, yeah, that was cool. Can you spare a dollar?

  10. “can you believe it, after all these years with rebbeca she still calls out Uncle Jesse during sex”

  11. Damn Jerry, we love you but you’ve been sporting that same haircut since Stand By Me.

  12. Steelerchick

    If he could only have one food for the rest of his life he would haveCherry flavoured pez.

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