superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    Stick a fork in him because he is done. Yuck.

  2. Nobody Important

    “Who’s ready for a moustache ride?!”

  3. just here for laughs

    There oughta be a law…

  4. Gerttastic

    Slowly morphing into Richard Dreyfuss?

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    1970′s pedo is an interesting look.

  6. swearin

    “Step aside, my good fellow. I just had a pint and am running behind schedule for my fisticuffs match against Gentleman Jack Helmsington. Fare thee well!”

  7. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    “I am.”
    “I was.”
    “(Not here, okay?)”

  8. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Gigolo Joe with the Kung-fu grip.

  9. Ah, what the hell. He pulls it off and y’all know it.

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    What… someone drew all that hair on him and didn’t give him glasses?

  11. Bob

    he’s got the mustache on for his watson role maybe?

  12. hmna

    I’d again like to congratulate the Gypsies on their win on Expedition Impossible.

  13. he got his beard hair all over him.

  14. AnnaDraconida

    Whatever Gerard Butler has, it seems to be spreading

  15. Nice cami under his t-shirt.

  16. That’s not Jude Law, that’s Relic from “The Beachcombers” with a mustache.

  17. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’… You know that was the time I was most frightened… waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again

  18. kuhkuhkuh

    first time i’ve seen a guy using the ol’ tank-to-hide-the-Vneck-cleavage move

  19. SimoneDeB

    How can someone so hairy, be so bald? Even a hat can’t cover that massive widow’s peak

  20. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb

  21. Noel

    robin williams, circa 1980

  22. Shiver me timber….lumberjack douche.

  23. “I’ll catch that bird for ya but it ain’t gonna’ be easy. This shark? Swallow you whole!”

  24. Deep V neck t-shirt, a camisecret, and a wool cap…I’ve woken up after passing out at a frat party and looked less stupid…20 penises drawn on his face would be an improvement.

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