Stick a fork in him because he is done. Yuck.

“Who’s ready for a moustache ride?!”

There oughta be a law…

Slowly morphing into Richard Dreyfuss?

1970′s pedo is an interesting look.

“Step aside, my good fellow. I just had a pint and am running behind schedule for my fisticuffs match against Gentleman Jack Helmsington. Fare thee well!”

“I am.”
“I was.”
“(Not here, okay?)”

Gigolo Joe with the Kung-fu grip.

Ah, what the hell. He pulls it off and y’all know it.

What… someone drew all that hair on him and didn’t give him glasses?

he’s got the mustache on for his watson role maybe?

I’d again like to congratulate the Gypsies on their win on Expedition Impossible.

he got his beard hair all over him.

Whatever Gerard Butler has, it seems to be spreading

Nice cami under his t-shirt.

RAPIST!!

That’s not Jude Law, that’s Relic from “The Beachcombers” with a mustache.

When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’… You know that was the time I was most frightened… waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again

first time i’ve seen a guy using the ol’ tank-to-hide-the-Vneck-cleavage move

How can someone so hairy, be so bald? Even a hat can’t cover that massive widow’s peak

So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb

robin williams, circa 1980

Shiver me timber….lumberjack douche.

“I’ll catch that bird for ya but it ain’t gonna’ be easy. This shark? Swallow you whole!”

Deep V neck t-shirt, a camisecret, and a wool cap…I’ve woken up after passing out at a frat party and looked less stupid…20 penises drawn on his face would be an improvement.

His name is Earl