superficial

  1. it had to be said

    “I can’t believe they made a sequel either.”

  2. Sheppy

    “Well, hello…”

  3. hijkmno

    WANT

  4. Cock Dr

    The Irish know how to bounce back from personal tragedy.
    Whiskey helps.

  5. catapostrophe

    That ain’t workin’. That’s the way you do it.

  6. I'mCool

    Ah, Liam. Always making lists.

  7. Turd Ferguson

    “Marco from Tropoja?”

  8. “I made that last one out from ‘Your Loving Ski Instructor’”

  9. cc

    I want him to break someone’s fingers like he did in ‘Darkman’…now that would be funny.

  10. Mary Feeney

    If I was behind the camera he’s looking at, I’d start fearing for my life.

  11. kimmykimkim's troll

    Who knew that Liam was short for William? I learned that yesterday. Funny how this came full circle. Hahahaha

    • kimmykimkim's troll

      Please stop down arrowing me. I have McBeef’s email and I’m not affraid to use it.

      • kimmykimkim

        You shouldn’t be “affraid” of spellcheck either.

      • lalalalala

        I’m sure you have committed typos sometime too. But when you resort to pointing out spelling and grammar errors, means you’re not coming up with anything better.

  12. Frank Burns

    “Ugh, look at these people! Somehow, I’ve got to find a way to appeal to the bikini model demographic.”

  13. Bob

    “Yes, I’m Liam Neeson and you’re you. Suck it.”

  14. EricLr

    Yes, all those fine ass fans are mine. Jealous?

  15. “Over thirty movies in my career, and yet, most of these motherfuckers call me Qui-Gon.”

  16. Bonky

    “Well they all kept yelling ‘Mr Connery, Mr Connery, can I get your autograph’. I mean, what the hell was I supposed to do ?”

  17. spartacus

    “I get paid to play pretend”

  18. pinquett

    sexy sexy man…i want him!

  19. 805fatty

    I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you come see my shitty sequel now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

  20. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    If he’d dressed as Schindler, nobody would’ve shown up.

  21. journalschism

    The Reluctant Cocksman

  22. You’ve spotted me with my doppelganger. This should have never happened, us being in the same picture, but it has. And now it is time for you to be wondering your fate. Because now that you have seen us together, the future is unknown for you my friend. The future is unknown for you.

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