His fans are the best and most loyal… I mean, seriously, who else can sit through one of his concerts where he spends half the time toungueing the microphone and still love him?
Demonstrating some of her many talents.
“And later on the show, I’ll be bringing out my lovely wife, Portia.”
Finally, a venue worthy of his talents. An airport lounge.
I can’t even think of something snarky to say about this little brat.
A crowd of screaming nine year olds goes nuts
He plays airports now?
I wish I had a funny Samantha Ronson joke.
“No, the boots didn’t come with a free hoverboard”
Airport? Did his career crash all the way past “Shopping Mall” and “State Fair” overnight?
Still being sponsored by the Fuckwit clothing company.
Biebs demonstrating how he shows his affection for Usher.
Ve need a vall !
AwwwI think he’s kinda cute. Go ahead and down arrow me. I don’t care. (ha! I do care)
No, for real stop with the down arrows, now.
He? That’s a lesbian, idiot. If you want to be me so badly then get shit right.
I think she/he owned you.
Flawless Technique Demonstrating the “Pinky Stroke Hummer”. Extra points lost for not cupping the balls.
Pull up your fucking pants.
They would split this twink in half in the pen.
“Which one of you guys gave me my cavity search? I wanna friend you on Facebook.”
Yes sir, we’re aware that you came to rock the house. But we really need that microphone to make boarding announcements.
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