Does he get to count yours next?
She’s checking for third world parasites. And by parasites I mean Mario.
“Apply the Activia right here, and you’ll never get ear constipation again!”
THIS is a wet willie!!
If your Spanx need Spanx, do us all a favor and go up a size.
oh my god, i can see her belly AND her vagina.
Putting this Activia back here will make you way less of a shithead.
“Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Think, Mario! Think!”
His face reminds me of a stuffed toy animal…little black button eyes, fixed goofy expression.
If you drop Mario, Beiber and Seacrest all onto an isolated island which one of the 3 has a baby first?
She gave us boners as the ‘Scream Queen’ in Hallowe’en I/II.
She gave us boners in True Lies.
She gave us boners in A Fish Called Wanda…
Now she’s an older lady who very proudly represents the AARP and does ads for Activia yogurt.
How in the HELL do you leave “Trading Places” of that list? It’s one of the greatest cinematic celebrity nude scenes of all time!
She is oneof the reasons I wear Glasses and the pause button is broken on my parents VCR. The other one is Phoebe Cates from “Fast Times”.
You guys are missing one of her lesser known movies, but in my opinion has even more memorable scenes: Grandview, U.S.A. I haven’t seen it in years, but it has definitely my most favored JLC images to recall from time to time.
Surgeon General Warning: Activia may cause bloating. The lady peen is not it’s fault.
I’d say she’s quite colonized.
I know that look, that’s the “She’s about to stick her penis in me” look.
“Hey, I think I found Dustin Diamond hiding in your ear.”
She thinks she’s hitting on her gardener.
It is a rare occurance to be sure, but if you are in the right spot, at the right time, in the City of Angels, you can witness a hermaphrodite carefully grooming a eunich whilst aging, lonely spinsters gather around to watch.
“Oh my god !, I swear I can see right through Mario’s head”
Proof that most women grow up to look just like their mom.
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