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  1. Joaquin ingles

    Does he get to count yours next?

  2. She’s checking for third world parasites. And by parasites I mean Mario.

  3. JC

    “Apply the Activia right here, and you’ll never get ear constipation again!”

  4. THIS is a wet willie!!

  5. hijkmno

    If your Spanx need Spanx, do us all a favor and go up a size.

  6. Putting this Activia back here will make you way less of a shithead.

  7. catapostrophe

    “Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Think, Mario! Think!”

  8. Cock Dr

    His face reminds me of a stuffed toy animal…little black button eyes, fixed goofy expression.

  9. Space Jesus

    If you drop Mario, Beiber and Seacrest all onto an isolated island which one of the 3 has a baby first?

  10. Johnny P!

    She gave us boners as the ‘Scream Queen’ in Hallowe’en I/II.
    She gave us boners in True Lies.
    She gave us boners in A Fish Called Wanda…
    Now she’s an older lady who very proudly represents the AARP and does ads for Activia yogurt.
    Awkward boner…

    • How in the HELL do you leave “Trading Places” of that list? It’s one of the greatest cinematic celebrity nude scenes of all time!

    • Bionic_Crouton

      She is oneof the reasons I wear Glasses and the pause button is broken on my parents VCR. The other one is Phoebe Cates from “Fast Times”.

    • Snack pack

      You guys are missing one of her lesser known movies, but in my opinion has even more memorable scenes: Grandview, U.S.A. I haven’t seen it in years, but it has definitely my most favored JLC images to recall from time to time.

  11. Surgeon General Warning: Activia may cause bloating. The lady peen is not it’s fault.

  12. Colin

    I know that look, that’s the “She’s about to stick her penis in me” look.

  13. Fingergod

    “Hey, I think I found Dustin Diamond hiding in your ear.”

  14. EricLr

    She thinks she’s hitting on her gardener.

  15. Bonky

    It is a rare occurance to be sure, but if you are in the right spot, at the right time, in the City of Angels, you can witness a hermaphrodite carefully grooming a eunich whilst aging, lonely spinsters gather around to watch.

  16. mbcl

    “Oh my god !, I swear I can see right through Mario’s head”

  17. tlmck

    Proof that most women grow up to look just like their mom.

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