The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.12.12
Paris Hilton at The Blonds Spring 2013 Collection during Fashion Week in New York City. (September 11, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.12.12
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Wait-what!?!
The new Wonder Bra employs nano technology to actually push the buttocks up and around to the chest. The downside is that after you take it off you have to pick your ass up and carry it.
Yuck.
Big foot gained weight?
“Let me put this camera into night-vision mode…. and…. Got it, now I recognize her…”
Apparently Bowzer from Sha Na Na had a kid, gave him an iPhone and scored him an all-access pass for Fashion Week.
NASA should really hire the engineers at Wonder Bra. Those fuckers are genius.
No need for words. The horror speaks for itself.
In a stroke of stoner genius Paris Hilton learns that packing her stash into the cups of her bra serves not one by 2 purposes.
So she just travels the world with an entourage, buying shit and attending swanky parties 6 nights a week? Cool.
She’s like David Copperfield doing titty magic!
Paris is ‘The City of Lights’, with the Louvre, the Arc de Triomphe/Champs-Elysees, the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame Cathedral, the Versailles Palace….
That’s just a picture of a vapid whore.
Somewhere, Janice Dickinson is upset that she’s misplaced her legs.
She’s not wearing panties: the Herpes need to breathe.
she looks great from the neck down (minus the vaginal area)
Her dress looks like the gaudy walkway in front of a house from the 70s.
I like the dress.
One eye looks sincere , the other not to happy to there.
*be got damn it
Photographer: “I swear to God, Paris, I thought you were dead… ”
Paris: “Yeah, you and everybody else… “
Those knees have done a lot of “community service”
I don’t know if a bra can do that… she had to’ve gotten a titty job