1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Use the force, L̶u̶k̶e̶ Owen.

  2. Damn, Luke’s lesser known brother has not fared well….

  3. Ohhhhhh….He thinks he’s Luke Skywalker…THAT explains why he tried to cut off his hand at the wrist that one time!

  4. cc

    He sided with The Empire and has been laying low ever since.

  5. Bigalkie

    For my next trick, I’ll dress up as Mark Hamill and make this ball levitate.

  6. Turd Ferguson

    But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters…

  7. Not bad Owen…I mean Yoda levitated a whole X-Wing figher, but a tennis ball is pretty good for a fellow only 5 years south of a botched suicide attempt.

    yeah, I went there.

    • kimmykimkim's troll

      I totally got it.

      • kimmykimkim

        I swear to god, you little fucking bitch…

      • kimmykimkim's troll

        You are a potty mouth aren’t you? Please stop trolling me. Thanks, bye

      • it’s a sign of respect kimmy. i remember my first troll like it was yesterday. Oh we had such good times, and started trolling each other exclusively, but then things got complicated. i found out she was trolling a guy on reddit, and it was over.

        just know that a true troll will never leave you, and if he does, he was never really your troll to begin with.

      • I had a troll once who decided that because of my politics, everything I said, even snarky celebrity comments, had to be discredited. (You may remember him as the one who called me “Barney Frank’s illegitimate gay son” or something like that.) Then there was another troll who more or less responded to stuff I said with “Jew!” but that was only for a few posts. And of course, the guy who thumbed down everything he saw me say 25 times for about a week.

        None of them had much staying power, though. This will pass. And remember: you’re a mostly anonymous chatter, and this is a relatively meaningless gossip site. (No disrespect, Fish.)

      • lol

        I have to admit the troll is funny and effectively affecting kimmy there who resorted to cursing out and some dirty words. lol tinkled haha

      • Kimmy swearing is pretty hot.

  8. Johnny P!

    Kate Hudson looks smoking hot these days.
    He looks like a has-been B-actor.
    Let’s put him on suicide watch.

  9. EricLr

    Maybe if we’re lucky, the Empire will burn this Owen too.

  10. The force is stoned in this one.

  11. This must be the alternate universe version of Star Wars, where Darth Vader punched Luke in the nose before telling him that he was his father.

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