The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.12.12

Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez on Extra at The Grove in Los Angeles. (September 11, 2012)
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26 Comments
  1. it had to be said

    America’s favorite 70-year old pixie.

    Sep 12, 2012 at 3:43 pm /  Reply /90
  2. ThisWillHurt

    World’s most poorly designed stripper pole

    Sep 12, 2012 at 4:01 pm /  Reply /81
  3. your mom

    Gut Curtains are all the rage, didn’t you know?

    Sep 12, 2012 at 4:08 pm /  Reply /50
  4. Inner Retard

    Flirty brunette, long legs, high heels, and a pole! I like where this is going.

    Sep 12, 2012 at 4:21 pm /  Reply /11
    • Chet

      Ms. Ratface does not have long legs.
      Just an illusion from shorts hiked up to her crotch, a gut curtain, and ridiculous platform heels.

      Sep 13, 2012 at 1:40 am /  Reply /12
  5. rantatonne

    Mario: “Who loves professional athletes?”
    Eva: “E-E-Eva loves professional athletes.”
    Mario: “Is it true? Is it TRUUUUE?”
    Eva: “MMMHHMMM! I do, I do, I do-oooh!”

    Sep 12, 2012 at 4:25 pm /  Reply /11
  6. catapostrophe

    “Hi, everybody! Tell me I’m still pretty!”

    Sep 12, 2012 at 4:27 pm /  Reply /140
  7. Cock Dr

    The yards of extra pleated fabric around the waistline & hips needs to go.

    Sep 12, 2012 at 4:30 pm /  Reply /20
  8. Contusion

    I can’t think of anything funny to say other than the pole comments above, so I’ll just say that I was surprised to hear her on Bill Maher last season…well spoken, very well informed and involved. It’s always a nice surprise to hear someone in Hollywood that doesn’t come off as a complete dolt or self-important know-it-all who knows nothing.

    Sep 12, 2012 at 4:32 pm /  Reply /120
  9. McFeely Smackup

    THERE’S Waldo!!

    Sep 12, 2012 at 4:34 pm /  Reply /20
  10. wanker

    Ahh, my two favorite Latinas.

    Sep 12, 2012 at 4:36 pm /  Reply /40
  11. Deacon Jones

    The guy on the left is the best part of this picture.

    Sep 12, 2012 at 5:25 pm /  Reply /70
  12. biff

    Midget Pole Dancing! Yay!

    Sep 12, 2012 at 6:11 pm /  Reply /50
  13. JPC

    The Hispanic Demi Moore……except she managed to find an even more douchey boyfriend than Ashton Kutcher……Mark Sanchez.

    Sep 12, 2012 at 7:13 pm /  Reply /01
  14. BigOkie

    And let’snot forget the 17 year old kid behind her trying to get the zoom on his camera into “colonoscopy” mode.

    Sep 12, 2012 at 8:41 pm /  Reply /20
    • Crissy

      If you zoom in or have an eye sight, you’ll notice that he is actually in his 40′s!!!

      Sep 13, 2012 at 1:38 pm /  Reply /50
      • BigOkie

        Sure Crissy… I have “an eyesight” but if you can really tell how old that guy is, then I just invite you to go fuck yourself.

        Cheers!

        Sep 13, 2012 at 9:05 pm /  Reply /06
  15. JesseJimmy

    Preparing for the big musical finale of the Mexican remake of the 70s fave: El Greaso.

    Sep 12, 2012 at 9:34 pm /  Reply /21
  16. Don Zaloog

    She’s so fucking sexy.

    Sep 13, 2012 at 2:26 am /  Reply /07
  17. TomFrank

    If this is how evangelical Christians are converting gay people now…well, I know I should still be disapproving, but I’m not sure I can.

    Sep 13, 2012 at 5:54 am /  Reply /00
  18. tlmck

    Unfortunately for Mario, he is about 15 years too old for her.

    Sep 13, 2012 at 8:13 am /  Reply /00
  19. asasssyshortcake

    Her knees look “used”.

    Sep 16, 2012 at 5:00 am /  Reply /50

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