1. it had to be said

    America’s favorite 70-year old pixie.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    World’s most poorly designed stripper pole

  3. your mom

    Gut Curtains are all the rage, didn’t you know?

  4. Inner Retard

    Flirty brunette, long legs, high heels, and a pole! I like where this is going.

    • Ms. Ratface does not have long legs.
      Just an illusion from shorts hiked up to her crotch, a gut curtain, and ridiculous platform heels.

  5. rantatonne

    Mario: “Who loves professional athletes?”
    Eva: “E-E-Eva loves professional athletes.”
    Mario: “Is it true? Is it TRUUUUE?”
    Eva: “MMMHHMMM! I do, I do, I do-oooh!”

  6. catapostrophe

    “Hi, everybody! Tell me I’m still pretty!”

  7. Cock Dr

    The yards of extra pleated fabric around the waistline & hips needs to go.

  8. Contusion

    I can’t think of anything funny to say other than the pole comments above, so I’ll just say that I was surprised to hear her on Bill Maher last season…well spoken, very well informed and involved. It’s always a nice surprise to hear someone in Hollywood that doesn’t come off as a complete dolt or self-important know-it-all who knows nothing.

  9. Ahh, my two favorite Latinas.

  10. Deacon Jones

    The guy on the left is the best part of this picture.

  11. biff

    Midget Pole Dancing! Yay!

  12. JPC

    The Hispanic Demi Moore……except she managed to find an even more douchey boyfriend than Ashton Kutcher……Mark Sanchez.

  13. BigOkie

    And let’snot forget the 17 year old kid behind her trying to get the zoom on his camera into “colonoscopy” mode.

    • Crissy

      If you zoom in or have an eye sight, you’ll notice that he is actually in his 40′s!!!

      • BigOkie

        Sure Crissy… I have “an eyesight” but if you can really tell how old that guy is, then I just invite you to go fuck yourself.


  14. Preparing for the big musical finale of the Mexican remake of the 70s fave: El Greaso.

  15. She’s so fucking sexy.

  16. If this is how evangelical Christians are converting gay people now…well, I know I should still be disapproving, but I’m not sure I can.

  17. tlmck

    Unfortunately for Mario, he is about 15 years too old for her.

  18. asasssyshortcake

    Her knees look “used”.

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