America’s favorite 70-year old pixie.
World’s most poorly designed stripper pole
Or the best, depending on who you ask. The knobs are for her pleasure.
Fuck that, I always wear textured condoms inside-out.
Gut Curtains are all the rage, didn’t you know?
Flirty brunette, long legs, high heels, and a pole! I like where this is going.
Ms. Ratface does not have long legs.
Just an illusion from shorts hiked up to her crotch, a gut curtain, and ridiculous platform heels.
Mario: “Who loves professional athletes?”
Eva: “E-E-Eva loves professional athletes.”
Mario: “Is it true? Is it TRUUUUE?”
Eva: “MMMHHMMM! I do, I do, I do-oooh!”
“Hi, everybody! Tell me I’m still pretty!”
The yards of extra pleated fabric around the waistline & hips needs to go.
I can’t think of anything funny to say other than the pole comments above, so I’ll just say that I was surprised to hear her on Bill Maher last season…well spoken, very well informed and involved. It’s always a nice surprise to hear someone in Hollywood that doesn’t come off as a complete dolt or self-important know-it-all who knows nothing.
Ahh, my two favorite Latinas.
The guy on the left is the best part of this picture.
The guy behind Eva taking pictures of her ass?
Midget Pole Dancing! Yay!
The Hispanic Demi Moore……except she managed to find an even more douchey boyfriend than Ashton Kutcher……Mark Sanchez.
And let’snot forget the 17 year old kid behind her trying to get the zoom on his camera into “colonoscopy” mode.
If you zoom in or have an eye sight, you’ll notice that he is actually in his 40′s!!!
Sure Crissy… I have “an eyesight” but if you can really tell how old that guy is, then I just invite you to go fuck yourself.
Preparing for the big musical finale of the Mexican remake of the 70s fave: El Greaso.
True story: the Spanish title for Grease is Vaselina.
She’s so fucking sexy.
If this is how evangelical Christians are converting gay people now…well, I know I should still be disapproving, but I’m not sure I can.
Unfortunately for Mario, he is about 15 years too old for her.
Her knees look “used”.
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Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez on Extra at The Grove in Los Angeles. (September 11, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN