Jessica Simpson at LAX. (September 11, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
When’s the wedding?
“Ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick. Wesley, get mama’s pryin’ bar….”
I don’ know why they call this airport LAX, it’s seems to have everythin’ a person could possibly want…
I know she’s big and all but anyone want to join me in sayin you wouldn’t mind finding a fold to poke it in?
Come on… Someone besides me has to want to slap those fun bags around…
Not even ashamed to admit it yes I wood, my name says it all!
I got my online degree with a Masters in Funbag Slapping and would gladly wait in line to knock those jugs around….after you’re done, of course.
I just tinkled.
You stupid little cunthole.
Please stop stalking me you rude little troll.
kimmykimkim you’re just too easy. =)) BTW, cunthole? Classy. You really do belong in the internet. ;)
I feel like I’m uniting a fellowship of the breasts… To the mountains of Mordor!! (Yes, I need a life)
Fuck off, person bothering Kimmy.
Can’t we all just get along?
Absolutely. I don’t know what it says about me but I like her much better as a big girl then when she was “hot.” Well, I guess it says I like fat chicks.
Yeah… You sorta came full circle on that one… No pun intended.
Add me to the list of people wanting to slap those tits around.
When are all of the other babies going to finally come out?
When she arrived at the airport that had one of those guys with the orange flashlights waving her in.
I wasn’t checking out her spacios cleavage at all. What ring with a big blue stone? I didn’t see no ring.
Several veins in those cans are bluer than the ring.
Boobs with blue veins — you know that’s a sign of massive melons of mammarian magnificence. Big tits, I mean.
has anyone seen my roadmap? wait a sec…it’s on Jessica’s chest! weird but I think if you follow highway 69 (blue line) to highway 99 (blue line) you’ll find yourself suffocating in the abyss.
You’d be smiling too if you finally got to take off that NASA/Weight-Watchers corset.
… or just swindled them for a cool $3 million.
Tru dat! Maybe she’s not that dumb after all?
Not sure which is more distracting; the chin cleavage or boob cleavage?!
So I’m guessing she packed those 40 pounds right back on, huh?
I’d suck those milk juggs.
She’s now made up entirely of circles.
still lookin fat and pregnant
40 pounds my ass. I didn’t even gain 40 pounds during my pregancy and she’s claiming she’s dropped that much and then some?
Something tells me they had to recalculate the fuel for that flight.
Bigger hair and bigger sunglasses do not make you look smaller, Jessica.
Hah! I was thinking that the fat fucking retard thinks she’s fooling everyone with the ginomous purse to distract from her fat fucking ass. She’s probably got a whole 15 lb. ham in there as a light snack for her flight.
MOO, I say. Cover them up. Letting your tits hang out like that … classy. Ug.
as fat as she is, i want to slide my cock between those
My mother-in-law took one look at Jessica’s outfit, and is heading down to the precinct right now. She has identified a suspect in the rape of her couch.
You made a Big Mistake – Nobody Missed Jessica
I’m starting to figure out the biology of this whole thing. Her tits simply take all of the available blood in her body leaving none for any functions above them.
I just saw her stupid commercial. Did she recently have a stroke or something? Dentures?
I imagine her smelling like bacon.
Snooki’s boobs got big.
I bet she still is shocked she didn’t give birth to the world’s first 70 pound fetus. I mean, she said she didn’t understand that the weight didn’t just come off with the baby. Really, Jessica? REALLY?
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