Penn: “And now. Can you feel it now?”
Dakota: “Yes. God, what is that?”
Penn: “It’s Penn’s peen.”
Dakota: “I hate my agent.”
She’s like Dakota Fanning, only dirtier and wearing adult clothing.
“Wait, why is the seat back here called the bitch seat?”
“Shut up, bitch!”
“Oh… I see.”
Now THAT’s the face of soccer mom Porn!!
Glee made a ‘Terminator 2′ video?
I liked it more when she was making me think of Arby’s.
look at it this way – at least he’s not wearing a hat
I see she already started wearing One Shade of Grey.
“Please hurry! My fifteen minutes are almost up!”
“Dakota…Can I be in your next movie?”
“Sure. Just buy a ticket like everyone else.”
This looks like a contest to see which one can go the longest without bathing.
“Is this the scene where I pull your pubes?”
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