I’m gonna Fuck you softly.
I’m gonna screw you gently, I’m gonna hump you…sweetly, I’m gonna ball you, DISCREETLY
“You’re right. It’s so much better when I don’t have to look at you.”
Wow. If I could do that, I wouldn’t work out, shave, or … bathe, either!
The guy on the far right is trying to remember who the fuck Jack Black is.
Once you go Black…
Don’t worry the part is yours in my next movie. No need to assume your casting couch face we’re at the Grove for God’s sake.
What the hell is George Zimmerman doing back there?
That’s an amazing Oh Face!
I hate you Jack Black, I hate you so much. *weep into my pillow*
More like Maria Man-u-loser.
First The Pick Of Destiny, now it turns out he knows where Maria’s secret five-point-palm-exploding-vagina-point is.
DAMN YOU JACK BLACK! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
Jack has the fans packed one deep
oh my … just look at that ass!
mm mm mm
And yet there is always that one black guy in the background saying it all with his eyes…right above her ass…just in the gentle arch of her back.
“Now my hands will take care of that little cellulite problem. “
Yes, that perfect Greek ass…
Hands off Jack Black. She’s mine!!!
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Jack Black and Maria Menounos on 'Extra' at Universal Studios in Hollywood. (September 10, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN