Carlos Santana and Andre Agassi at a musical instrument donation event in Vegas. (September 10, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Why no mention of the Hulkster in the background?
Look at these 4 guys… this must be the prelude to the felonies.
Mere moments after the picture was taken, Edgar Winter’s evil alien symbiote mustache, lept off his face, and slaughtered everyone in the room.
“Fuck”, thought Laura, as she watched the gym doors being chained shut. “I hate playing the guitar naked.”
Damn, once you get Santana and Agassi in the front row, everyone forgets about Paul Simon and Hulk Hogan.
Not pictured, the poor kids to the right trying to strum their tennis rackets.
“Psst…Hulk…How did you get the hair to start growing on the top of your head again?”
And that kids, is how you hold a guitar. Does this fulfill my community service?
Everybody was all smiles, until the little girls began an impromptu cover of “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
Every day Carlos Santana gets up and puts on his “Santana” outfit. Stupid hat? Check. Big dumb necklace? Check. Colorful shirt that looks like it was made by women who live in a hut? Check. White pants? Check. Same guitar riffs you’ve been playing for 35 years? CHECK.
Who Says a Funk Band Can’t Play Rock Music?
I wish Andre would grab one of those guitars and forehand Carlos back to a socialist/communist/law breaking country where he belongs. Too bad Che Guevara is dead or otherwise he would be a follow up overhead smash.
Did you hear the one about Hulk Hogan, Mr. Clean and Ronald McDonald without make up in a hawaiian shirt?
All these guys get together, including PRS, Mandalay, Santana, Hermes, LP, etc. and they hand out Babilons? -What a bunch of cheapasses.
They should hand out Baby Taylors, La Patries, or Cordobas.
You know these kids headed out the door just after this photo was taken and sold them there guitars for dope, right?
that’s why I just hand out dope to the kids. saves them from having to walk through the bad part of town to the pawnshops.
“Why the fuck am I here?…I played tennis!” – Andre Agassi
That awkward moment when Andre Aggasi realized everyone thinks he’s Chris Daughtry.
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