superficial

  1. It felt nice, she thought, but how much better would it feel once she ground her face into a little concrete…

  2. Melted Fist

    Travolta has the same one.

  3. I hope she remembers to take those rings off before Chris Brown starts asking why she keeps hitting herself.

  4. Stroke the dickpurse and it grows into dickluggage.

  5. You sure that’s not Gemma Teller’s hand?

  6. EricLR

    Somewhere, there is a VERY pissed-off alligator.

  7. This is what happens when Rhianna and Kim K go shopping together…

  8. Next time she loses it, I’ll bet I know where to look first for it!

  9. James Franco gives the most thoughtful gifts.

  10. She had to go through thousands of boxes, but it had paid off; at last, she had her very own Golden Penis.

  11. Seems about right for her.

  12. This is the Barbados version of getting the key to the city.

  13. Cock Dr

    I liked the cannabis leaf clutch…this one is a little rude.

  14. Kris Jenner

    I’ve seen porn stars with more class

  15. Dirty Sanchez

    Pretty clear she’s a fan of the cock… and not the feathered kind.

  16. cc

    In comes in white leather with a brown penis for Kim K.

  17. SER

    Dude, it’s green and covered in bumps and she’s still grabbing it. She’s a ho for sho. Unless, of course this is really a pic of Liberace.

  18. Sheppy

    ‘Purse’? or Dildo case?

  19. Dan the Garbage Man

    That is so immature! Trashy, ugly, and stupid, too.

  20. If Rihanna wasn’t low class she would not have any class at all.

  21. Brings a whole new meaning to the term hand job.

  22. Hey kids! Look for this little accessory for your Barbados Skank Barbie at a toy store near you!

  23. Allion

    A gross ignorant masochistic ape.

  24. Ronaldo

    Rihanna, Classy to the last.

  25. Pablo

    Brett Favre really showed some creativity here after his agent and publicist took away his cell phone.

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