It felt nice, she thought, but how much better would it feel once she ground her face into a little concrete…
Travolta has the same one.
I hope she remembers to take those rings off before Chris Brown starts asking why she keeps hitting herself.
Stroke the dickpurse and it grows into dickluggage.
You sure that’s not Gemma Teller’s hand?
Somewhere, there is a VERY pissed-off alligator.
This is what happens when Rhianna and Kim K go shopping together…
Next time she loses it, I’ll bet I know where to look first for it!
James Franco gives the most thoughtful gifts.
She had to go through thousands of boxes, but it had paid off; at last, she had her very own Golden Penis.
PUNCH HER AGAIN
Seems about right for her.
This is the Barbados version of getting the key to the city.
I liked the cannabis leaf clutch…this one is a little rude.
I’ve seen porn stars with more class
Pretty clear she’s a fan of the cock… and not the feathered kind.
In comes in white leather with a brown penis for Kim K.
Dude, it’s green and covered in bumps and she’s still grabbing it. She’s a ho for sho. Unless, of course this is really a pic of Liberace.
‘Purse’? or Dildo case?
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