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They have palm trees in Switzerland. Jesus! This global warming is worse than I thought.
We have banks, cheese, lots of palm trees, mountains, lakes, good wine and you are very welcome to come and check it out… and leave some money in the banks :-)
Can I get one of those knives with all the gizmos. I think those are the weapons in use by your “Army”.
Oddly enough the Swiss Guard is in charge of the pope’s security. The uniforms look like something from the middle ages although the shoes curly toes probably emit knockout gas, or maybe hot cocoa.
You just need to read the reviews of that one: http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Giant-Swiss-Knife/dp/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
its pure comedy…
Haha, I’m way ahead of you.
I would visit, but all the yodeling would probably drive me nuts.
It drives me nuts too… actually not the yodeling itself .. but all the tourists asking me: where can I see a bearded yodler…. and I still don’t know it…
Is there any other swiss who can help me?? Where shall I send all this tourist? Where the hell are all this swiss yodlers??? .-)
I think the tourists just want to see where they shoot those Ricola commercials.
LOVE the Bernese Mountain Dogs. I’d love to see one in its homeland.
All the Swiss yodelers moved to the Cayman Islands.
Bronson Pinchot the Younger.
Don’t be ridiculous
But he does have to get rid of those sideburns.
Dropping acid + red carpet = Gael García Bernal at The 65th Locarno Film Festival in Switzerland.
Either he is actively embracing or making fun of Scientology. There is no in between.
Somebody should let him know that dickie doesn’t mesh with the button down.
Maybe he just came from the dentist.
“Help, I have Jazz Hands!”
You lost me at Gael …
Looking up at his idol, Tom Cruise.
“Placenta everywhere!”
Ok.
“Wait…Where did my pizza go?”
Isn’t this supposed to be one of the three guys that artfully trim their facial hair into intricate patterns. I think they claim to be the “masters of style” in the commercial. I guess the endorsement money ran out.
“C’mon, God, just toss down a couple of kilos of something good. I’ll be sure to catch ‘em.”
“Why this would be a perfect place for a ceiling!”
I don’t know who he is, but I’m guessing he doesn’t eat at Chick-Fil-A.
“And the Angel said, ‘Method! You should go Method!’”