1. So he’s getting his Snickers delivered via priority mail?

  2. Johnny P!

    Ditch the hat dude.
    You can’t be a hipster and fat at the same time…

  3. Taffy


  4. cc

    That’s cruel…someone told him they were sending him a script.

  5. Cock Dr

    Horizontal stripes……that’s a bold fashion move Mr Hill.

  6. He must buy his clothes in one of every size.

  7. bigalkie

    His Charles Atlas muscle man program arrived via FedEx

  8. LadyLynna

    Yo-Yo dieting is unhealthy. Make up your mind, Jonah. Do you want to look like Samantha Ronson or Rosie O’Donnell?

  9. Swearin

    I think his stomach and/or mouth just sent him a cease-and-decist order.

  10. Jake

    My sister bumped into hi in Brooklyn on Sunday. Said he’s a dweeb.

  11. EricLr

    I bet that packet has a contract and a letter from a ska band saying “You’re in!”

  12. Rock bottom is eating a chunk of your own flabby arm after some Cinnabon icing dripped onto your elbow.

  13. Pine Table Fever

    “…be right there, just picking up my plane tickets.’

  14. tlmck

    Whatever food was in that package did not even make it out the front door.

  15. Why do we see him as much as Kim K? He plays the same character in every comedy he’s in…

  16. Willie Dixon

    How does T-Rex hold such a large envelope?

  17. cobourg

    I swear that’s Ashton out her in the window reflection

  18. cobourg

    Ashton kutcher… Pos iPad….

  19. Someone sent him blueprints to build a roller coaster so he can keep track of his weight.

  20. OedipusFlex

    So Nike finally dropped their sponsorship?

  21. ri

    Look how much happier he looks with the extra weight. All of the skinny photos looked like he was ready to commit suicide.

  22. Getting his diet meals through regular mail obviously stopped working, so he had to upgrade to FedEx.

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