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  1. Sven Golly

    I know it’s August but something floor length would suit you, Linda.

  2. cc

    Does anyone know did he teach the Olympic team how to do that dolphin swimming thing?

  3. Ah, redemption for the disgusting ass in the previous post.
    Well played.

  4. richie

    spank you very much!

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Christie Brinkley appreciates a great ass too.

  6. EricLr

    Linda: pssst…Patrick, who is this fame whore?

    Patrick: I don’t know either. Just play along

  7. Dat ass on Maria. *licks lips*

  8. Kim K take note: this is what a nice ass looks like.

  9. Pine Table Fever

    Linda Gray’s legs look like they are made from Lego.

  10. lori

    Linda Gray will always be beautiful and classy. She never seems to age.

  11. kimmykimkim

    “Hey, y’all! Yunt sum swait tay?”

    • Wait—Paula Deen’s in this picture?

      • kimmykimkim

        Haha! It does read like Paula Deen! But she’s from Georgia, isn’t she? They have a different accent over there. I don’t know, I just see people from the revival of Dallas holding what appears to be sweet tea and am reminded of how much people love that shit around here. I don’t like tea over ice at all. Tea should be hot! TF, isn’t sweet tea considered to be more of a southern thing?

      • Yes, it’s my impression that sweet tea is a Southern thing. As for differences in accents, you should know that most Northerners don’t appreciate any distinctions between Texans and Georgians and whoever—or, “Y’all sound the same to us.” Not me of course, but most Northerners.

      • kimmykimkim

        Yeah, I figured most northerners couldn’t tell a difference. But, of course YOU can, TomFrank! ;o) I can’t quite explain the difference but there is one. People from Georgia tend to sound a bit more “charming” than people from Texas I’ve noticed. But, I personally don’t have much of an accent.

    • You Americans and your sweet tea… no offense, but that shit sucks south of the Canadian border. Not enough lemon.

  12. Compared to Maria Menounos, all other women, save maybe a handful, are posteriorally challenged.

  13. kimmykimkim

    Maria appears to have a bit of a long butt. But I’m ok with that.

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    The caption should read Maria interviewed two has-beens in a blue dress that made her ass look great!

  15. EricHarris

    This is why I don’t like girls with big butts. Big legs are part of the deal. Their whole bodies are shaped weird, like thin at the top and wide at the bottom. They end up looking like horses.
    I prefer nice shapely body with big natural breast. Smaller breast are okay too as long as they are natural.
    I don’t know where this whole big butt fascination came from but I’m not falling for it.

  16. Glenn

    Perfection. I’d pay big money to have my way with Maria’s ass.

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