1. cc

    So Kanye borrowed Kim K’s pants then loaned them to Seal? That’s all so weird.

  2. it had to be said

    You can tell he’s not married to a fashionista anymore. Gold wallet chain with silver zipper? Faux pas!

  3. MFer

    is that ball sweat?

  4. DeucePickle

    If peein’ your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

  5. And then then he saw it, a 1963 Leica II, in full exposure, capturing him, his art, and his life in a beautiful, timeless moment. This must be my greatest fan, he thought, as tears of thanksgiving began to form and the urine of joy began to flow.

    • “Urine of joy”? Wouldn’t he have spooged himself at the prospect you described? I was really expecting our newest gay porn writer to have this scene, er, climax with Seal’s cumming, and you disappointed me, Gilberator.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    ♫ Mama don’t take my Kodachrome away…. ♪

  7. kimmykimkim

    What’s with the 45 degree angled zipper?

  8. Contusion

    He looks like a Project Runway outfit gone bad.

  9. Swearin

    Usher, circa 2025

  10. Kissed by A Rose? Anybody?

  11. Good thing he’s performing in Los Angeles. If he happened to be in Florida he could get shot…but only if he had a loaded bag of Skittles and some iced tea.

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    He wasn’t performing. he does the sound check and sweeps up after everyone else has left.

  13. He’s working his “Justin Pee-ber” moves…

  14. No-one’s done that whole forty-five degree mic stand move since… well, since Seal was cool.

  15. BenDoverman

    You can tell he’s doin the Batman Forever song. Forever a one-hit-wonder.

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