So Kanye borrowed Kim K’s pants then loaned them to Seal? That’s all so weird.
You can tell he’s not married to a fashionista anymore. Gold wallet chain with silver zipper? Faux pas!
is that ball sweat?
Nope he peed!
If peein’ your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
And then then he saw it, a 1963 Leica II, in full exposure, capturing him, his art, and his life in a beautiful, timeless moment. This must be my greatest fan, he thought, as tears of thanksgiving began to form and the urine of joy began to flow.
“Urine of joy”? Wouldn’t he have spooged himself at the prospect you described? I was really expecting our newest gay porn writer to have this scene, er, climax with Seal’s cumming, and you disappointed me, Gilberator.
♫ Mama don’t take my Kodachrome away…. ♪
What’s with the 45 degree angled zipper?
He looks like a Project Runway outfit gone bad.
Usher, circa 2025
Kissed by A Rose? Anybody?
More like “Pissed by a Rose”, amirite? Ar ar ar ar ar.
Good thing he’s performing in Los Angeles. If he happened to be in Florida he could get shot…but only if he had a loaded bag of Skittles and some iced tea.
He wasn’t performing. he does the sound check and sweeps up after everyone else has left.
He’s working his “Justin Pee-ber” moves…
No-one’s done that whole forty-five degree mic stand move since… well, since Seal was cool.
You can tell he’s doin the Batman Forever song. Forever a one-hit-wonder.
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