1. Taffy

    Don’t cover the part you spent the most money on!

  2. Matty

    Man that back fuzz is hot, Elton can suck it.

  3. catapostrophe

    When all else fails, try everything.

  4. Animal

    I thought it was Justin Beiber. I’m not convinced it isn’t.

  5. it had to be said

    Bring in the Gimp.

  6. Johnny P!

    She so cutting edge and controversial!
    (can you HEAR my eyes rolling?)

    • Mitt Romney

      She’s making a profound statement about the Church’s role in the Inquisition.

      • Johnny P!

        What… that after the Racks and Iron Maidens and Blinding with Hot Coals and various other torture devices, we can all just laugh because the Inquisitors had saggy tits under their robes the whole time?

      • Well, if you’re going to do that, I’m going to do this.

      • Eustace Haney

        Her fans will have to Google “the Inquisition”

      • She should know all about the Spanish Inquisition. Hell, she was there.

      • Johnny P!

        Yes, she was. She sang “Like A Virgin” dressed as a nun (so cutting edge!),
        then stripped off her habit to reveal her rocket-nose-cone bra (so cutting edge!),
        then crawled up onto a mirrored cross and pretended she was crucified (so cutting edge!),
        then sat in front of them spread-eagled to reveal her wizened old twat in small, virginal-white panties (so cutting edge!),
        and they all confessed, confessed, confessed…
        ANYTHING was better than this hell-on-earth!
        She WAS the Grand Inquisitor!

      • Snack pack

        You left out the faux lesbo kiss with Britney.

        “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Now sit in the comfy chair!”

  7. joe

    Welcome to the fairground.

  8. bigalkie

    Anyway this could be permanent?

  9. The terrorists win.

  10. Contusion

    Oh, how shocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. JPC

    If only she’d take that approach a little further and go with the burqa.

  12. “small bills only …. and a cup of herbal tea … and nobody gets hurt.”

  13. Billebuoy

    The dildo in her hand gives her away.

  14. EricLr

    She’s the executioner of my ears.

  15. Executioner with a pacemaker… nice move.

  16. bethy

    How stinky is that outfit by now?

  17. Frank The Duck

    “She always leaves the audience hanging…”

  18. It’s not fun having a Grandma who’s a dominatrix.

  19. In the next episode of “Delocated,” we jump the shark.

  20. jd

    One more bag and I’d think about it.

  21. tlmck

    The bag is about 5 feet too short.

  22. “This next song is dedicated to all my fans in Aurora!”

  23. Jade

    Omg that’s the guy who I caught breaking into my house the other day.

  24. kimmykimkim

    Please let this be the part where she turns that hood around and hangs herself.

  25. Wrynoceros

    Contrary to historical notes, Merrick was surprisingly normal from the neck down

  26. saavik001

    its an improvement…

  27. Coyote

    Shows over; Nothing to see here!

  28. Bionic_Crouton

    She performs. No one applauded, She robs them as they exit.

  29. CranAppleSnapple

    Looks like a boot print on her torso.

  30. “OK, NOW will someone come up here and fuck me?”

  31. George Michael

    Now that you’re properly dressed, whip me you old whore.

  32. She’s definitely come a LONG way since “Like a Virgin.”

  33. It finally just wasn’t enough to use wide angle lenses, out of focus shots, or vaseline on the camera lenses.

  34. vgrly

    She’s giving alcaeda ideas for their next decapitation vid.

  35. Lissa

    Ok, your guy’s comments are so idiotic. You all had her album and stayed glued to MTV to watch her. There is a reason why she is a music icon, she didn’t get there on her own, most of you people helped to put her in that status. Now you all make fun of her and drool over that hot mess of a total Madonna wannabee Lady Gaga. Losers.

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