Don’t cover the part you spent the most money on!
Man that back fuzz is hot, Elton can suck it.
When all else fails, try everything.
I thought it was Justin Beiber. I’m not convinced it isn’t.
Bring in the Gimp.
She so cutting edge and controversial!
(can you HEAR my eyes rolling?)
She’s making a profound statement about the Church’s role in the Inquisition.
What… that after the Racks and Iron Maidens and Blinding with Hot Coals and various other torture devices, we can all just laugh because the Inquisitors had saggy tits under their robes the whole time?
Well, if you’re going to do that, I’m going to do this.
Her fans will have to Google “the Inquisition”
She should know all about the Spanish Inquisition. Hell, she was there.
Yes, she was. She sang “Like A Virgin” dressed as a nun (so cutting edge!),
then stripped off her habit to reveal her rocket-nose-cone bra (so cutting edge!),
then crawled up onto a mirrored cross and pretended she was crucified (so cutting edge!),
then sat in front of them spread-eagled to reveal her wizened old twat in small, virginal-white panties (so cutting edge!),
and they all confessed, confessed, confessed…
ANYTHING was better than this hell-on-earth!
She WAS the Grand Inquisitor!
You left out the faux lesbo kiss with Britney.
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Now sit in the comfy chair!”
Welcome to the fairground.
Anyway this could be permanent?
The terrorists win.
Oh, how shocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If only she’d take that approach a little further and go with the burqa.
“small bills only …. and a cup of herbal tea … and nobody gets hurt.”
The dildo in her hand gives her away.
She’s the executioner of my ears.
Executioner with a pacemaker… nice move.
How stinky is that outfit by now?
“She always leaves the audience hanging…”
It’s not fun having a Grandma who’s a dominatrix.
In the next episode of “Delocated,” we jump the shark.
One more bag and I’d think about it.
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