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  1. Johnny P!

    “Urgh!!!”

  2. it had to be said

    I never contemplated the possibility of Sly trying to speak French. That’d be awesome.

  3. Animal

    Sly tries to release his inner Leonard Nimoy and fails.

  4. Raoul

    “Hey, you guys read about that Higgs boson? Incredible.”

  5. DeucePickle

    66 years old.

  6. Canon

    Pretty good for an older man

  7. Contusion

    He’s starting to look like one of those charts that only show the blood veins in your body.

  8. That oldman arm has nearly as many ripples as Janice Dickinson’s breasts.

  9. I’m giving him a pass since his son just died.

  10. EricLr

    Is it true you’re going to fight Ryan Lochte for the title?

  11. Neo

    Let me flex a vein, for Madonna. Hey-oh!

  12. The Pope

    Everyone who doesn’t believe in leg workouts, raise your hand.

  13. Shawn

    Why is Matt Leblanc’s dad on here?

  14. radadoon

    Look, No steroids up my sleeve.

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    Photograoher: ” Hey Sly, going on a trip?”

    Stallone: “No. Prostate exam.”

  16. “OK, pay attention…so this is my thumb. I simply stick it in my mouth and suck on it and I sleep soundly the whole night.”

  17. NOW I remember why I don’t go to the gym everyday!

  18. BenDoverman

    Did he inject Viagra in his arms ?

  19. Looks like Stallone’s been seeing Madonna’s trainer.

  20. Bigalkie

    FIVE… That’s how man Golden Rasberry’s that I personally expect to take home for Expendables Two

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