Jean-Claude Van Damme at a photocall for The Expendables 2 in Madrid. (August 8, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
well, I guess if you have to rip one in public, this is definitely a way to do it.
Nice to see the Tom Cruise line of footwear has one celebrity client…
I love when old people try to show you “that they still got it”…
Nut compression is never funny. He should know better after all these years.
I’m sure Chuck Norris lent him a pair of Judo Jeggings.
As this picture was taken, a mighty “CRACK!” was heard as he breaks his hip.
Larry King is fucking flexible !
High-kicking for the camera: Duck lips for men.
You just know the photographers are sitting there, waiting to say “Hey Jean Claude, give us one of your signature karate kicks!”
Once Jean Claude was a bad-ass Belgium martial arts expert — now he just looks like a jewish accountant who does yoga.
Do he color each individual hair with a Sharpie or does he just cram his head in a vat of ink?
Move : I fart in your general direction (while protecting ze people on my left)
Assume the ass – fuck position !
Your move Travolta.
Expendables 2 looks badass.
He kinda looks like Stallone if Stallone was really old. Wait a minute…
Celebrity Death Match:
Van Damme Old vs. Weston Cage. In the street.
“I stepped on a bug! Is it still there? Is it? Ewww…I’m gonna throw up! GET IT OFF!!!”
That’s some serious ballet, man.
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