superficial

  1. I love how the security is just observing as if judging the woman’s mounting technique..

  2. Johnny P!

    Yes, they did hand out a record number of free condoms at the Olympic Village this year.

  3. cc

    I’d rather it was the Brazilian beach volleyball duo but…what the heck.

  4. “Iya lova vagina! Ita make my pee pee so happy!”

  5. Hank E. Ring

    OMG women smell really different than men!

  6. The Pope

    Wait, is this what “going Dutch” on a date really means? I thought it was something else entirely.

  7. This is the best part of the Olympics. The international hookups.

  8. Buddy The Elf

    Those silly Europeans.

  9. Biff

    I was a team helper this year, and even I’ve been getting lucky with the women. The sex workers are out in full force. All hail the Queen!

  10. No I’ll catch you. We Dutchmen do it different!

  11. Dude could give Reese Witherspoon a run for her money with that chin.

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    Dion: “We make with the public sex yes?”
    “Sure. Just let me go to the mens room first.”

  13. One of the things I love most about the Olympic Games is how international athletes represent their countries with grace and good manners.

  14. I’m thinking about asking this girl out…do you think she likes me?

  15. Oh shit he’s been tagged by a Kardashian. Quick — get the hazmat unit.

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