superficial

  1. abc123

    duuuuuuuuuuuuude

  2. Johnny P!

    All that chlorine is getting to him…

  3. Urvag

    Yup. The result of swimming in your own urine.

  4. cc

    Drinking away the Phelps envy.

  5. it had to be said

    Not shown: Michael Phelps hopping into the car .01 seconds before Lochte.

    • Tati

      it won’t let me like your comment, but I want to let you it was pure gold!!! haha, see what I did there?

  6. Animal

    That’s what booze will do to you. Phelps wisely chooses to toke instead.

  7. Cock Dr

    Dude, don’t get yourself so fucked up that you can’t partake of all that panting UK pussy. This is a window of international opportunity that doesn’t happen every day.

  8. DeucePickle

    Can’t….bang….anymore….chicks

  9. justin

    Never go full retard….huh? what’s that? that’s how his face looks all the time….ummm does he have down syndrome? Nope just douche syndrome.

  10. lily

    LOL nice picture. He really is as dumb as he looks…just listen to the interviews….but he gets a pass on account of how friggin hott he is

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    On the other hand you should see how far he can swim underwater

  12. sprub

    Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaan ?!?

  13. EricLr

    You can beat him, Rocky!!!

  14. Hank E. Ring

    I beat Michael Phelps, and in doing so he handed over his bong in defeat.

  15. I don’t think that’s a pool he’s peeing in right now!

  16. Jill

    This is how he wind up with his sister on his lap.

  17. I always wondered what happened to that cop who got shot with Nick Nolte’s gun in 48 Hours.

  18. Mikemav

    I smell good sponsorship opportunities from Head and Shoulders!

  19. Buddy The Elf

    Stallone really needs to stop with the cosmetic surgeries.

  20. kimmykimkim

    Lookin’ good, dude!

  21. Bionic_Crouton

    …and that is how Ryan ended up in North Korea.

  22. Joaquin ingles

    Yo, I got another round, let me go another round!

  23. spartacus

    Well done USA, this guys is awesome class

  24. I NEVER thought I would say this, but he looks like a less intelligent Stallone!

  25. That’s a whole lotta wonk-eye. Let’s hope he never breeds with Paris Hilton.

  26. Looks like Mr. Hit-It-And-Quit-It is about to hit it… and fall over.

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