All that chlorine is getting to him…
Yup. The result of swimming in your own urine.
Drinking away the Phelps envy.
Not shown: Michael Phelps hopping into the car .01 seconds before Lochte.
it won’t let me like your comment, but I want to let you it was pure gold!!! haha, see what I did there?
That’s what booze will do to you. Phelps wisely chooses to toke instead.
Dude, don’t get yourself so fucked up that you can’t partake of all that panting UK pussy. This is a window of international opportunity that doesn’t happen every day.
Never go full retard….huh? what’s that? that’s how his face looks all the time….ummm does he have down syndrome? Nope just douche syndrome.
LOL nice picture. He really is as dumb as he looks…just listen to the interviews….but he gets a pass on account of how friggin hott he is
His Twitter is a gold mine of stupidity as well.
On the other hand you should see how far he can swim underwater
You can beat him, Rocky!!!
I beat Michael Phelps, and in doing so he handed over his bong in defeat.
I don’t think that’s a pool he’s peeing in right now!
This is how he wind up with his sister on his lap.
Crap, that was supposed to be wound.
I always wondered what happened to that cop who got shot with Nick Nolte’s gun in 48 Hours.
I smell good sponsorship opportunities from Head and Shoulders!
Stallone really needs to stop with the cosmetic surgeries.
Lookin’ good, dude!
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