Yeah…lick those lips you tanned silver fox!
I didn’t know Cruella De Vil had a brother.
YES! I’M finally more handsome than George Hamilton!
Mmmm..I taste like fried chicken.
Adjusting his mask with his fingers would have been less subtle.
Hideous and grotesque.
you usually don’t see people tripping on acid while wearing suits.
That’s because the combination of LSD and a nice wool blend suit renders us invisible.
All that damned plastic surgery and they still couldn’t remove that melanoma? I guess when you’ve had as much sun exposure as he has, a new one just pops up every day.
Surely he didn’t purposely have his eyes “Kenny Rogersed”?
…grandpa like pudding.
It tastes the air one last time before shedding it’s skin.
His hair is trying to escape. Good luck, fellas!
He’s been giving rimjobs on the first date since 1969…
Nice comb…over. …outward….whatever the fuck that’s doing.
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