superficial

  1. Yeah…lick those lips you tanned silver fox!

  2. catapostrophe

    I didn’t know Cruella De Vil had a brother.

  3. YES! I’M finally more handsome than George Hamilton!

  4. Mmmm..I taste like fried chicken.

  5. Adjusting his mask with his fingers would have been less subtle.

  6. Hideous and grotesque.

  7. malaka

    you usually don’t see people tripping on acid while wearing suits.

  8. Vlad

    All that damned plastic surgery and they still couldn’t remove that melanoma? I guess when you’ve had as much sun exposure as he has, a new one just pops up every day.

  9. Honey Big Boobs

    Surely he didn’t purposely have his eyes “Kenny Rogersed”?

  10. …grandpa like pudding.

  11. cc

    It tastes the air one last time before shedding it’s skin.

  12. EricLR

    His hair is trying to escape. Good luck, fellas!

  13. He’s been giving rimjobs on the first date since 1969…

  14. Nice comb…over. …outward….whatever the fuck that’s doing.

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