Jonah Hill with his girlfriend in West Hollywood. (August 6, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
He has the hands and forearms of a six year old.
I was thinking midget wrestler
That’s because he doesn’t have a shitty job swinging a hammer
Nice try Jonah
“Keep acting like my girlfriend, there are photographers near. I promise I’ll have rest to you in a cashier’s check by 5:30.”
Living off DiCaprio’s leftovers doesn’t look so bad…
And the chick isn’t ugly either.
She just realized the photographers are going to describe her as his girlfriend in their shots.
“OMG, you know that many stars.”
Nice try, Jonah. We all know that’s your sister.
“You had to blow who?”
Just left clinic where they rewired her sense of smell back.
Caption should read: Jonah Hill with his girlfriend who is contractually obligated to act as if she’s choking on her own breath from the excitement she’s dating Jonah Hill.
She looks flattened. Missionary was probably a bad idea.
“Ok, there’s the paparazi…just be cool and act like my girlfriend. Don’t let anyone know you’re my cousin”
How did she manage to get those jeans on? They look likeone of those painted on bikinis… well, except for the bikini part.
she looks cute. good for him
Passes by random girl, paparazzi calls her his girlfriend…
Is she gagging on his fat-fumes or the idea of dating him?
“Goddamn it! You didn’t tell me there would be pictures of us together.”
The only difference between the two of them is that she has actually seen his cock.
He’s a serious actor you guys!
it’s always those anorexic chicks who date really fat guys, so this is no odd couple, rather typical
Did that caption just call me your girlfriend? PUH-lease!
I thought hipsters weren’t supposed to be fat?
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