superficial

  1. “I saaaaaid:
    2 #5′s
    3 French fries
    2 apple pies
    1 diet coke!!!”

  2. Feeeeeed me Seymour!

  3. catapostrophe

    “FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!”

  4. Howard Stern was never as popular once he got his sex change and race change.

  5. What’s the appeal of this woman? Seriously.

  6. Seen here doing voice-over work for the upcoming Godzilla.

  7. Was someone in the crowd throwing marshmallows?

  8. “I see you, LINDSAY LOHAN! You BETTER be puttin’ down that coke spoon, gurl!”

  9. malaka

    i wouldn’t put my penis in there if she gave me all her money.

  10. ruckus

    YO!! MEATBALL ME!!

  11. “The limo’s out of chicken wings?

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!”

  12. rican

    BIG BLACK COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!

  13. EricLR

    I SAID RUN THEM OVER!

  14. Mista Snazzy

    “Stedman, I said get your ass back in the limo, NOOOOOOW!!!

  15. Let me show you how I can suck the chrome of a bumper.

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