Diablo Cody and Julianne Hough at the premiere of 'Paradise' in Los Angeles. (August 6, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I don’t care what the cleavage sensor tells me, there’s at least one dude in this picture.
I’ve got a huge thing for Julianne. Added benefit: she’s Mormon and she dated Ryan Seacrest for a few years, so there’s a good chance she’s still got her v-card.
What’s the benefit?
That she’s wholesome and family oriented. It’s so hard to find a good girl these days.
real mormons would have 5 kids by her age.
she’s hot but needs to lay off the fuckin’ carrots.
Diablo got implants?
You can tell by the glossy sheen of her boob. I love implants more than anything, but I still would not touch this one!
“Omigod that’s so sweet!”
The one on the left is pulling off a not-to-convincing drag, the one on the right is orange.
Ah, what am I, picky? I’d do either.
And the winner of the Jennifer Aniston lookalike contest is…
Cody: “I’m a big overrated hipster phony!”
Hough: “And I’m a bland plastic facsimile of a person!”
Both: “BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!”
‘Men love me because of my ass’
‘Men love me because of my wit and charm’
‘No they don’t, honey.’
When vapid, mediocre worlds collide.
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