He’s calling the last people who still give a shit who he is…
And Apple’s stock just went down 7 points.
Hopefully, Winthorpe and Valentine show up and make him poor and miserable.
Damn, love that movie….
Someone choke him with those cords.
He seems stupid enough that you could strangle him with a cordless phone.
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A great photo for his “How To Be A Douche At Everything” book coming out right after his Jobs movie tanks.
Cop: Want me to throw him out or just taser him? Costs the same but option B is funny. Have you seen Hangover…
is there anything he can’t make seem more duchey?
Moe Szyslak finally snaps.
“Has he no shame?” – Nearby day traders who ruined people’s retirements
Leeeets get ready to DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!
If Mila has any sense she’ll have packed her shit up and moved before the doofus gets home.
This guy is a zen master level douche. His douchiness transcends time and space. You can almost smell his douchiness even in a still image.
The lesson here is that an imbecile never gets tired of the sound of their own voice.
I keep saying “Show me the money” but all they have are these numbers.
Wouldn’t it be great if that cop standing behind would arrest those fuckers on the floor?
The first time in his life that Aston Kutcher hasn’t been the biggest douchebag in the room.
“Hey! Demi! Mila’s snatch tastes better than your wrinkly, droopy, over-extended-by-the-heads-and-especially-chins-of-your-three-daughters’ pussy! Oh! And be careful not to step on your labia! That would hurt!”
There’s a joke about him phoning it in here, but it isn’t funny because we all know he can’t fucking act if he is trying or not.
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Ashton Kutcher ringing the NYSE opening bell in New York City. (August 6, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN