Apparently Bruce Willis went too far with Sly Stallone.. Who knew?
Air Ambulance Team: “Ha, ha, ha…you’re TOTALLY killing that poor man…Ha, ha, ha!”
The joke was on the Mayor – the victim had been dead for WEEKS.
I know right…they try and resuscitate people who’ve been floating in the ocean for two weeks?
“Shhhhhhh! Don’t wake Madonna.”
The British version of the board game is called “Don’t Wake Mummy!”
Apparently “I Am Legend 2″ is a comedy.
Eager to help his friends keep their jobs Boris asked the coy question no one would dare: Now, let’s pretend this is the EU economy. What would you do to bring it back to life?
I wonder if they call them “Rescusci Nigel” over there.
So air-ambulance training now takes place with zombies?
Yeah, air ambulance paramedic… the laughs never end on that job.
NHS. Hes only been dead for a month
Shark Week hits an all time low
Prince Charles must be pissed that Boris is getting all this love from The Superficial these days.
“Ha ha! We lost another one!”
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