1. Apparently Bruce Willis went too far with Sly Stallone.. Who knew?

  2. Air Ambulance Team: “Ha, ha, ha…you’re TOTALLY killing that poor man…Ha, ha, ha!”

  3. The joke was on the Mayor – the victim had been dead for WEEKS.

  4. “Shhhhhhh! Don’t wake Madonna.”

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Apparently “I Am Legend 2″ is a comedy.

  6. Batu Khan

    Eager to help his friends keep their jobs Boris asked the coy question no one would dare: Now, let’s pretend this is the EU economy. What would you do to bring it back to life?

  7. I wonder if they call them “Rescusci Nigel” over there.

  8. Sheppy

    So air-ambulance training now takes place with zombies?

  9. Yeah, air ambulance paramedic… the laughs never end on that job.

  10. pancit

    NHS. Hes only been dead for a month

  11. Vlad

    Shark Week hits an all time low

  12. Prince Charles must be pissed that Boris is getting all this love from The Superficial these days.

  13. tlmck

    “Ha ha! We lost another one!”

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