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  1. Cock Dr

    It’s helpful when the insanity is so plainly visible to the casual observer.

  2. I’ll FUCKING SMIZE YOU TO DEATH, BITCH!!!

  3. Suck It Trebek

    No pictured rabbit boiling on stove.

  4. There is a thin line between smize and crazy eyes.

  5. Dox

    Note the widening of the eyes, the baring of the teeth. All clear warning signs, ignored by a hapless paparazzi on the next “When Models Attack”.

  6. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    If they just turned her loose in Iraq, those ISIS shit-heels would be back in Syria before sundown.

    (yes, I KNOW it would be a crime against humanity … but wouldn’t YOU run if you saw that walking down the street towards you?)

  7. tlmck

    You’ve heard of “Scary Spice”? Meet “Psycho Barbie”.

  8. Man, I thought this was that Williams dude.

  9. Paul

    I thought this was Jon “Bones” Jones until I looked up past her waist.

  10. Where will you be when the crazy kicks in?

  11. Just get her to the elevator. Jay Z will take it from there.

  12. Are we just going to ignore the 10x hotter assistant?

  13. In addition to her facial expressions, she also cultivates drama with the extreme contrast between her heavy thighs and atrophied calves. Even wearing high heels, there is virtually no lean tissue visible in the lower extremities. It has been said that to achieve the look, she must stay off of her feet 24/7, with rare exceptions for appearances.

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