superficial

  1. We all knew he would end up homeless eventually.

  2. Don’t care. Still would. *plays Simple Minds*

  3. Oppa Gangnam Style!

  4. Your Huckleberry

    Is that rabbi about to do a proctology exam?

  5. Ronaldo

    Its that chilly in Los Angeles????

  6. JimBB

    They should have photographed him holding up his “Will Act With Molly Ringwald For Food” sign.

  7. George P Burdell

    Still playing the Breakfast Club bad boy.

  8. JW

    John Bender is looking just about the way you’d expect him to look, just missing a turkey pot pie…

  9. Never mix your metaphors.

  10. Oh, it’s “Nelson”, not “Hirsch”. Okay, I remember who he is now.

  11. I don’t know what the fuck he did, but he seems to have flushed what seemed like a burgeoning career right down the toilet. No problem though. I never liked him anyway.

  12. He looks like a skid row rabbi.

  13. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    “I’m the Mint Candy Cane serial killer.”

    ‘Is that a new role you landed? I’ve never heard of it.’

    “NO! I am really a serial killer … I sign my letters to the police Mint Candy Cane!”

    ‘Yeah … I haven’t heard about that either. WHAT movies were you in again?’

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