Nicole Eggert in Los Angeles. (August 5, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Can her hotness be salvaged?
I’m not sure I could even get a chub up for the 80s Nicole Eggert after seeing her now.
Unfortunately, Lena Dunham-itis is highly contagious and incurable. We have to burn the body.
Lena Dunham looks like Holly Golightly compared to this.
Cheeseburger in Charge.
Did she have another baby or something or is she still that weight loss kick from 2010? After 4+ years, that weight isn’t coming off.
I’m embarrassed that I used to beat off to her.
I’m also lying. I’m not embarrassed at all.
Hell, I’m beating off to her right now. After all, in her prime I would have eaten through a mile of her shit just to get close to that ass. I’ll be damned if I’m going to let a few (awright, quite a few) extra pounds slow that impulse down.
In retrospect, buying that book of dieting tips by Lena Dunham was probably not a great idea.
“Chapter One: Lard or Shortening?”
Remember when she used to be hot?
Yeah, me neither.
Nicole Eggnog is more like it.
OMFG!!! What the flying f*ck happened to her!?!?!?
Are we sure this is the same person:
Once you go “trailer park”, you never go back.
Has there ever been a more extreme fall from hotness than this?
“Dis how chicken egg.”
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