superficial

  1. Can her hotness be salvaged?

  2. Cheeseburger in Charge.

  3. anonymous

    Did she have another baby or something or is she still that weight loss kick from 2010? After 4+ years, that weight isn’t coming off.

  4. Turd Ferguson

    I’m embarrassed that I used to beat off to her.

    I’m also lying. I’m not embarrassed at all.

    • Father Dougal

      Hell, I’m beating off to her right now. After all, in her prime I would have eaten through a mile of her shit just to get close to that ass. I’ll be damned if I’m going to let a few (awright, quite a few) extra pounds slow that impulse down.

  5. JimBB

    In retrospect, buying that book of dieting tips by Lena Dunham was probably not a great idea.

  6. Dox

    Remember when she used to be hot?
    Yeah, me neither.

  7. icu

    Nicole Eggnog is more like it.

  8. OMFG!!! What the flying f*ck happened to her!?!?!?
    Are we sure this is the same person: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/24/article-2192848-14A83BD5000005DC-957_634x853.jpg

  9. tlmck

    Once you go “trailer park”, you never go back.

  10. BB

    Has there ever been a more extreme fall from hotness than this?

  11. donkeylicks

    “Dis how chicken egg.”

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