1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You’re no Mickey Rourke.

  2. sc4play

    Wait…..this gets to bang Miranda Kerr at will? I’m going to kill myself now!

  3. “Yeah keep laughing assholes… I may look like a douche but see pic #4 to see what I come home to every night”

  4. hbw

    Pictured right before Mario landed on his head

  5. PoorMaryKelly

    Why the hell’s one of the few people I actually want to see out in the open, got a dumbass toboggan covering his flapping face?

  6. The Pope

    But…where’s his sword?

  7. Pull it lower, man! Ya can’t wander into heavy traffic if ya can still see where you’re going.

  8. He’s styling the new Colin Farrel line of douchewear.

  9. Lolli-Pop

    Guys, the reason for the condom hat is obvious. Miranda’s smoking hot body burned his scalp during a bout of wild sex.

  10. He’s method-rehearsing his upcoming role as a xenomorph elf.

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    Yes… I came inside of the woman whose picture you jerked off to 5 minutes ago.

  12. I realize that you have never ACTUALLY had sex Orlando, but the fact that you have to be told that it goes on the other head is just sad.

  13. Raoul

    “Havin’ sex with a soooo-per model! Havin’ sex with a soooo-per model…”

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