1. lemon

    Now from the “Famous For Nothing” Day and Night Collection…

  2. LJ

    I keep getting the feeling that we’re close to the day when Nicky Hilton is going to start wearing a “I’m NOT with stupid” T-shirt.

  3. PoorMaryKelly

    This must have been taken a millisecond before Paris busted her ass.

  4. Two skanks for the price of one.

  5. MisterSuccint

    Herpes and heroin.

  6. Can’t the TSA stop dirty bombs from getting on the planes? What are they scanning for!!!

  7. Lolli-Pop

    Paris becomes closer and closer to a middle-aged rich housewife every day. But without the successful husband and boarding school kids. And with more herpes.

  8. Sin

    It’s bad when your own sister is ashamed to be seen with you.

  9. Sweenis McFrecklenut


  10. TomFrank

    “I’m so hot!”

    “I’m so cold. So…cold…”

  11. Despite being given the order to dress down and look as plain & frumpy as possible, Nicky is still infinitely more attractive than the really-big-condom-wrapped thing beside her.

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    One is on heroin, the other is on coke.

  13. Tracey

    Isn’t Paris around 50 years old now?

  14. Rough's thule

    Are those two going to ruin the “Princess and the Pauper” with their acting?

  15. cc

    The new James Bond girl, Ms. Lousyhead.

  16. Steelerchick

    Only a face her mother could love.

  17. sura

    Paris……………state of ya !

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