Melanie Griffith in Beverly Hills. (August 3, 2011)
Speak of El Diablo…
Remember when she was hot ?
“Oh! There goes my last minutes of fame…sigh, SLURP SLURP”
It’s a celebratory Kahlua for landing the lead in Jeepers Creepers 3.
Milk Money 2?
She is fast reaching the Paz de la Huerta stage.
HEY! You with the elephant penis neck!!
Why is that straw blond turkey drinking an iced latte?
She looks stinky, and needs to take a bath. That’s what happens when you get old, bathing is just too difficult and time consuming. She really needs to get an old, fat, Mexican caregiver to help her with that and other things, like banging her husband, the one that used to be a hot actor.
When you said “old, fat, Mexican caregiver,” I thought you were already talking about her husband, but then I remembered he’s Spanish.
“Must keep chin up.. no wattle, no wattle”
She has had enough facelifts that she has managed to make a fashionable purse out of all her excess skin, and it is only slightly less leathery than her face.
i didn’t know they made Spanx out of Kevlar
There was a time I would have killed a stranger to sleep with this woman. If I had I would be feeling pretty stupid about that at this point.
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