1. Speak of El Diablo…

  2. DamnFoolMan

    Remember when she was hot ?

    Me neither.

  3. Nasty McSteak

    “Oh! There goes my last minutes of fame…sigh, SLURP SLURP”

  4. PoorMaryKelly

    It’s a celebratory Kahlua for landing the lead in Jeepers Creepers 3.

  5. The Brown Streak

    Milk Money 2?

  6. MisterSuccint

    She is fast reaching the Paz de la Huerta stage.

  7. HEY! You with the elephant penis neck!!

  8. Lolli-Pop

    Why is that straw blond turkey drinking an iced latte?

  9. Sherifa

    She looks stinky, and needs to take a bath. That’s what happens when you get old, bathing is just too difficult and time consuming. She really needs to get an old, fat, Mexican caregiver to help her with that and other things, like banging her husband, the one that used to be a hot actor.

    • TomFrank

      When you said “old, fat, Mexican caregiver,” I thought you were already talking about her husband, but then I remembered he’s Spanish.

  10. SimoneDeB

    “Must keep chin up.. no wattle, no wattle”

  11. She has had enough facelifts that she has managed to make a fashionable purse out of all her excess skin, and it is only slightly less leathery than her face.

  12. i didn’t know they made Spanx out of Kevlar

  13. Steelerchick


  14. There was a time I would have killed a stranger to sleep with this woman. If I had I would be feeling pretty stupid about that at this point.

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