(I’m trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but Evelyn, my supposed fiancée, keeps buzzing in my ear.)
I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust.
You can’t spell Scott is Dick without Scott Disick.
True sign of a dick: even when dressed down in a t-shirt and jeans, he still has his hair crazy glued into the same douchey ‘do.
One “i”, no “s”…
everytime I see his name, mentally I hear “dick lick”
Hmmm, why did Fish post a wall with some potted flowers and that loser blocking the view???
Sniper target practice as far as I am concerned.
Seriously, all i want to do is punch this dude in the fuckin face.
Serial killers always look so creepy when they smile.
Jesus, those eyes are so close, when he blinks his eyelashes must get tangled up.
The douchiness just emanates
Holy shit he has teeth. This is the first pic I have seen where he doesn’t have that stupid smirk.
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