1. Deacon Jones

    “And wha-la! Yeast Infection!”

  2. Wasn’t it more of a workout for the people who kind-heartedly pushed her back into the ocean?

  3. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Can we just start calling her Harry Carey…. Makes so much more sense in conversation.

  4. The sea was angry that day, my friends.

  5. AC

    Oh shit a beached whale, anyone wanna push her back in?! lol

  6. Eddie

    Umm, Maria…….your water broke.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Compared to her that’s a whole ocean of smart water.

  8. Cock Dr

    Please, don’t come any closer, and thank you photographer for not zooming in.

  9. Colin

    I’m not sure that dodging harpoons counts as a workout.

  10. PoorMaryKelly

    I hope everyone else is staying on the beach. The water just got chummed.

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  12. holymoly

    yeah, when whales do it, it’s called “beaching”.

  13. The Brown Streak

    What a diva…she kicked out the rest of the geriatrics doing their aquarobics

  14. The Pope

    You’re gonna need a bigger ocean.

  15. The Right Whale’s tail rose majestically out of the water and paused at it’s apex, flukes spread wide, before slapping back down on the surface.

  16. dontlooknow

    Happy happy joy joy! I got the part on the new ‘Jersey Shore’!

  17. MILF

    “Oh, great, now we know who to sue!” – Japan

  18. When she fell off the ship the cruise passengers wondered “Which is more buoyant, her boobs or her ass”. And then they got their answer.

  19. sc4play

    Not 100% sure on that military term, Fish, but I think it has something to do with dragging da bottom!

  20. Nanook026

    “All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil, to crazy Ahab, were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in [Mariah Carey] Moby Dick.”

  21. Great, now the whole ocean smells like fish.

  22. I just watched a video of a diver getting his face bitten off by a shark he was trying to kiss. I could have watched it twice, but instead I came here…you win some, you lose some.

  23. Chris

    I think making the ocean work out using Mariah is just cruel. The ocean looks great just the way it is.

  24. Lolli-Pop

    Close to perfect photo. To make it an A+? All you see is her head as she is sucked in by a riptide.

  25. Do Freebird

    Call me Ickmael.

  26. Sherifa

    That must be a beach in LA, the water is so nasty looking. I hope she didn’t step on a used needle or a bong.

  27. Pip pip cheery-o

    Some of the funniest comments I’ve EVER read due to this post! LOL after LOL!

  28. IbePiglet

    Cue Hayden Panettiere

  29. This recently published photo taken on Mar. 11, 2011 is believed to be the first photograph to capture the origin of the Japanese tsunami.

  30. KC

    Just stay away from Japanese waters. Those people have suffered enough.

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  32. Ian

    Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!

  33. SimoneDeB

    “Ariel, watch out! Ursula has come back for you!”

  34. deeznutz

    All the Salt in the Dead Sea couldn’t keep this heiffer afloat…

  35. nuttebutter

    Nick Cannon needs to tie more rocks to her ankles….

  36. I didn’t know they were making a movie out of Little Mermaid.

  37. “I told the plumber I wanted a BIG hottub! What the fuck is this?”

  38. cc

    I am quite optimistic…this picture was taken during shark week. Can we hope?

  39. UnholyKrep

    Doubtless alarms and sirens are going off all over Tokyo right now….

  40. Snookie's Pickle

    I thought those were extinct.

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