No, I’m not playing with your ass, I’m doing a Vulcan mind meld.
Pictured left to right: a big ass, a bigger ass.
Can’t you see Kelly is grieving? She just lost her “best friend”.
This will help the healing process, and Coco doesn’t seem to mind.
Weird. If you stare at Kelly’s head long enough you can see a beautiful young woman.
Maybe it’s like rubbing the stump at The Apollo.
If you really want to know if it’s done, or not, stick a fork in it.
this is one wierd ass soft serve ice cream machine
oh sure …see gets to touch it…if i did Ice T would bust a cap in me
Kelly Osbourne, seconds away from eating Coco’s ass-soul.
“So will mine ever get this big?”
The saga continues with Twilight: Breaking Wind, introducing the newest of the undead, the Nosilicano Vampira…a vampire that feeds only on silicone ass implants.
That must be the Coco-Demon, trying to steal that poor woman’s backside.
I saw those on sale yesterday at Walmart. They’re just padded butt girdles, and they come in all size of pads, from small to giant. For those, that need a little push in their tush.
I took one out of the box to look at, and found them to be really hard. They need to be made out of silicone to feel real, but for Walmart’s great prices, you get what you pay for.
Still mourning Amy Winehouse’s death I see Kelly?
And wtf are you wearing? JOAN!!!!!!!!!
Just a second ago, Kelly Osbourne was clear across the room, then Coco just clenched her butt cheeks and sucker her over. The look of terror in Kelly’s eyes is because she is just now realizing what Coco will do to expel her.
So much for the grieving over Amy Winehouse’s death.
Lying ass bitch.
Just used Winehouse for attention.
The parents of both of these women must be SOOOOOOOOO proud. At least the parents that aren’t drooling on themselves and mumbling to houseplants.
Ozzy: bites the head off a big-ass chicken.
Kelly: bites the big ass of a chickenhead.
“Must resist eating all this fat. Am on diet”.
The blubber vampire is ready to strike.
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