The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.29.12

Kim Kardashian tweeted this pic of herself wearing what is in no way an actual wedding gown, so just assume it's made of some sort of NASA-created absorption material, designed to soak up all the urine. ALL THE URINE!

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35 Comments
  1. it had to be said

    Yeah. Kanye seems the marrying type. Especially to a woman.

    Aug 29, 2012 at 4:15 pm /  Reply /111
  2. The Most Interesting

    Charmin. It’s made from Charmin.

    Aug 29, 2012 at 4:16 pm /  Reply /230
  3. EricLr

    If marriage was as sacred as some on the right maintain, there is no way God wouldn’t have struck her down with lightening *immediately* for even looking at this dress.

    Aug 29, 2012 at 4:20 pm /  Reply /101
  4. Anthony

    Looks like I just summoned an Armanian genie. My third wish is for you to go away.

    Aug 29, 2012 at 4:20 pm /  Reply /152
  5. Matt Lauer

    Okay enough with the tricks, go back to the original 16:9 aspect ratio.

    Aug 29, 2012 at 4:21 pm /  Reply /90
  6. ShitNickel

    Her ass is horizontal to the camera and it still looks this big?

    Aug 29, 2012 at 4:25 pm /  Reply /100
  7. Contusion

    I guess she’s getting ready for her annual wedding?

    Aug 29, 2012 at 4:30 pm /  Reply /190
  8. Animal

    Nice tush!!!

    Aug 29, 2012 at 4:32 pm /  Reply /310
  9. Jack Ketch

    Vapid, narcissistic whore. MOO.

    Aug 29, 2012 at 4:47 pm /  Reply /160
  10. Cock Dr

    Less focus; less light. PLease.
    MOO

    Aug 29, 2012 at 4:53 pm /  Reply /40
  11. Doctor Botanus

    “LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! PLEASE, EVERYBODY!! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!!”

    Aug 29, 2012 at 4:58 pm /  Reply /100
  12. TomFrank

    I see that someone discovered the “Photoshop-Friendly Blur” feature.

    Aug 29, 2012 at 5:27 pm /  Reply /70
  13. lily

    cow

    Aug 29, 2012 at 6:24 pm /  Reply /07
  14. Deryn

    Desperate moocow is desperate.

    Aug 29, 2012 at 6:35 pm /  Reply /75
  15. Baron Bleeke

    MMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bitch!

    Aug 29, 2012 at 6:39 pm /  Reply /55
  16. wheres my hat...

    Come on! How do we get on best of the week if you do the piss jokes for us…no fair…

    Aug 29, 2012 at 6:39 pm /  Reply /60
  17. tlmck

    Even Kanye is saying “Aw hell naw!”

    Aug 29, 2012 at 7:54 pm /  Reply /50
  18. Mickey01232000

    The pig wore white.

    Aug 29, 2012 at 8:30 pm /  Reply /50
  19. sandycakes

    *YAWNWHOREYAWN*

    Aug 29, 2012 at 8:36 pm /  Reply /60
  20. cagster

    “hee-whore, hee-whore”

    Aug 29, 2012 at 8:52 pm /  Reply /60
  21. kimmykimkim

    We get it already. You’re in love with yourself.

    Aug 29, 2012 at 9:02 pm /  Reply /61
  22. Lohan's Parole Officer

    BEOTCH PUH-LEEZE !!!!

    Aug 29, 2012 at 10:22 pm /  Reply /50
  23. Iveski

    So we’re looking at the short loin and sirloin here, right?

    Aug 29, 2012 at 10:34 pm /  Reply /60
  24. DeepBlue54

    Where’s a lens cap when you REALLY need one?

    MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Aug 30, 2012 at 12:58 am /  Reply /00
  25. Sammy

    She’s narcissistic as hell but I would still like to spank her ass and get up inside her at least once.

    Aug 30, 2012 at 2:01 am /  Reply /00
  26. spartacus

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Aug 30, 2012 at 11:48 am /  Reply /05
  27. cookie

    u motherfuckas are lame as hell calling her moo & shit…grow the fk up u fkin ugly dickheadssss

    Aug 31, 2012 at 6:27 pm /  Reply /00
  28. Flynbyu

    That’s the first white thing that’s ever been on her.

    Aug 31, 2012 at 6:35 pm /  Reply /20

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