1. Aww this poor girl isn’t asking for you to make fat jokes at her expense, but here they come…

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    cash, money, bitches

  3. Josh

    “It’s simple, we eat the Bieber.”

  4. EricLr

    Cut to 15 years from now: “Mommy, why is the guy from the car wash in a picture with you?”

    • To which will come the reply, “That’s not the guy from the car wash, that’s just some fat chick. And I’m your daddy, Justin Jr. D-a-d-d-y.”

  5. Is she his biggest fan?

  6. Selena Gomez stood no chance… I can literally see her still trying to kick her way out of her stomach…
    -Passenger 43 on express train to hell

  7. The MapleChrist proves he too can perform the 5 loaf miracle.

  8. Mr. Poop

    she looks like shes trying not to laugh at how fat she is

  9. Animal

    I’d love to give that girl an Indian sunburn.

  10. Joaquin ingles

    He looks really comfortable in this pic.

  11. Blech

    Can he at least try to act hetero for a five-second photo?

    If I were her, I’d have crushed him afterward.

  12. CK

    here come the pregnancy rumors again…

  13. Bionic_Crouton

    He stopped being a douche for a few minutes to act like he cares about the fans who illegally download his music.

  14. Mike

    Well, at least he’s not discriminating towards other shapes of people. Then again, PR stunt.

  15. this is the happiest this poor fat girl is ever going to be

  16. Continu

    Why would Kelly Clarkson have her picture taken with him?

  17. tlmck

    So to fight childhood obesity in America, all we have to do is get rid of Bieber? Sounds like a plan to me.

  18. Pretty much how I pictured the most die hard Bieber fan.

  19. Urvag

    I would pay her 100 bucks to stick his head in her gut and let him see if he could find his way out.

  20. Why do I have this overwhelming desire for Jiffy-Pop….?

  21. All kidding aside, whenever I see an obese young woman who is otherwise very cute, I wonder if somewhere along the line she may have been abused, molested, and/or raped, and she carries the weight to protect herself from further pain.

  22. kimmykimkim

    Cute necklace, girl!

  23. FiddlerOnTheRoofies

    Finally, that Bieber/Adele duet is happening.

  24. I’m less concerned about her weight… it’s her hearing that has me worried.

  25. Rawr

    It’s a 2 eyed, 1 armed, flying purple Beiber eater

  26. mandope

    Bitch I’ll never fuck you

  27. SuperDave

    I smell a sitcom!

  28. Sofia

    Americans are SO fat

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